Friday, December 4, 2009

I'm officially too hungover to blog...

I promise to make it up to you guys tomorrow.. And I'll also regale you with the tale of the 90 year old Jewish Grandfather from Short Hills who told me I looked like a young Imelda Marcos and tossed me his card so I could "call him and he'd take me to dinner".

Loves the GLEE guys...


Cory Monteith and Mark Saling were in Bryant Park yesterday for "Carol-oke".. I have no idea what that means and just trying to think about it is making my hangover worse...

Hearting Michelle Monaghan's dress....


Seriously, Michelle Monaghan's dress for the INVICTUS premiere is amazing, the shoes... NOT SO MUCH.

The Duchess of York produces movies now?


Apparently Sarah Ferguson produced YOUNG VICTORIA starring Emily Blunt. Last night they had a screening of the flick in LA.. I cannot wait to see it.

Cate Blanchett also hit up Brooklyn for the Bam Belle Reve Gala...


Her collar bones are AMAZING...

LA Premiere of INVICTUS...


I'm too hungover to write witty comments...

Anne Hathaway in Brooklyn...


Anne Hathway was hanging in Brooklyn last night for the Bam Belle Reve Gala at the Brooklyn Academy of Music.. Her hair looks limp.

Drew Barrymore shimmers at the Tribeca FIlm Institute screening of EVERYBODYS FINE....


I can't believe she's wasting that smoking bod on the guy from the Apple commercials.

Maybe they aren't dating...


Maybe the two Taylor's are just friends.. Maybe after they re-shot scenes for VALENTINE'S DAY, they decided to grab dinner at Benihana and fro-yo at Pinkberry...

I'm so hungover that I....


1. Called Coco this morning and attempted to tell her all of my Thursday night shenanigans and had a hard time telling the story in sequential order.
2. Took a shower, got half dressed and climbed back into bed when I should have been leaving for the office.
3. BBM'd M2 this morning to ask her if we even said goodbye to Z and C after dinner at Bilboquet... (M2 was feeling a little under the weather so was being a non-drinking funsucker...Was boring last night but proved helpful this morning when I needed help piecing together the evening.)
4. Vomited at the office.
5. Went to McDonald's to get a sausage biscuit and a Dr. Pepper.
6. Told my work friend that I wanted to steal this bike.

SONG OF THE DAY: Phish - "Suzy Greenberg" 12.2.09 MSG, NYC

I'm jealous of everyone who is seeing Phish in NYC... DEAD JEALOUS!

Christmas shopping on tony Sloane Street...


Gavin and Gwen did a little Christmas shopping on Sloane Street...It doesn't look like they bought anything though.

Maddox hits the red carpet...


Brad and Angelina brought Maddox for the Beverly Hills screening of INVICTUS... Question, is that movie appropriate for him?

Heidi Klum is back to work...


And she looks quite good as she films a commercial for the new Porsche.

From Paris to LA...


Kate Bosworth is back to business in LA. She loves those booties. They look like they smell.

Do you really think he reads THE WEEK?


Or do we think Matthew McConaughey was picking it up for someone else?

One of the last things I remember from last night....


Was taking this picture of the new Porsche outside of the Post House... It went downhill from there... Oopsie daisy.

Ava and Hugh's playdate...



I don't think my dad ever played with me like Hugh plays with Ava... I heart him.

LaLohan is a she-wolf...


And by "she-wolf" I mean she's rocking one of those fromage-y shirts you'd most likely see on an overweight guy who sits at home and place Dungeons and Dragons all day.

Menchie's Fro-Yo for the Taylors....


Now that they are back in LA, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are back to "hanging out"... Sorta LOVES it.

NINE premieres in London....


What is up with Daniel Day Lewis' ensemble?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Gwen and Gaving shop for furniture...


I want to be like Gwen and spend half of my time in London and the other half in LA.. I'd probably opt NOT to spend the winter in London though..

Fergie and her finger gloves..


Loving the gloves Fergie wore when she performed with the BLACK EYED PEAS for the Grammy Awards annoucement last night.

Oh to be young, rich and famous...


Katy Perry has it all, including the mettalic gold Chloe bag that I coveted for a hot second.

Sweaty at THE LOVELY BONES screening...


Eeew.. Mark Wahlberg is dead sweaty at the after-party for THE LOVELY BONES screening.. I suppose it was unseasonably warm last night.

Brit is ALSO on the cover of ELLE...


And her kids are on it with her.. She's just your average superstar mom.. you know?

I heart these two...


Will Arnett and Amy Poehler were snapped walking around Soho.. I seriously worship these two.

Always tan, always on the red carpet..


Kelly Killoren Bensimon brought one of her daughters with her to the NBC Rockefeller Tree Lighting Ceremony.. Beast is dead tan slash her feet her HUGE.

I shouldn't exploit a 17 year old like this...


But, it's Miley Cyrus and her parents exploit her enough... She might be PWT but she does have a sick body.. Again, she's only 17.

Kourtney Kardashian loves herself some pregnancy leggings...


I'm impressed at how fashionable she's kept her ever expanding self, aren't you?

Whose birthday is Jude celebrating?


So cute that Jude Law bought a balloon and treats from Citarella for his buddy, Jonny Lee Miller's birthday.

Plain Jane at the NINE premiere...


Okay, so haven't seen an image of her full dress, YET... but base on her hair, Nicole Kidman looks like Sarah, Plain and Tall.

Even Rihanna gets a "pat down" at the airport...


Perhaps Rihanna should have worn a bra.

The World Premiere of NINE in London...


Kate Hudson brought her A-game to the premiere.. DYING!

Miley Cyrus keeps in classy in Tampa...


Even my seven year old niece knows that "ladies don't walk around sticking their tongues out at people"...

Cameron Diaz eats ice-cream in Seville...


That dairy isn't going to help her awful skin. Wait, did I really just insult her like that? Yep, I DID.

Another druggie hot mess... Pete Doherty..


What did Kate Moss see in this guy? I can't believe she dated him slash am so happy she gave him the boot.

I mean, it's one thing to take a roadie if you are walking home from the Mett's on Lake Street or if you have to walk around with your trick-o-treating kids but Pete is going from car to bar, is a roadie necessary?

Courtney Love, is she the real life Joker?


Her face wasn't that great to begin with but THIS IS TOO MUCH... How did she think it was okay to go to THE LOVELY BONES screening like this?

Olivia Palermo is dead psyched that Tinsley's been laying low...


Now Olivia can have all the 'razzi cameras to herself (that is, until Tinsley's reality show comes out). Olivia was out last night for a special screening of THE LOVELY BONES...

Maybe Reese and Jake are truly dunzo..


Reese ha been looking uber-glum slash serious whilst in London.. I mean, she still looks GORGEOUS and I totes get that she's there for a pressing issue, domestic violence, but she looks like an Ice Queen in every picture I've seen of her.

Whilst SJP is making movies slash promoting...


Matthew Broderick is playing Mr. Mom (one of my favorite 80's movies) and taking James Wilkie to school. ADORABLE.

Carlton Banks is giving Aretha a run for her money...


Can we discuss how huge Ricky Shroeder's little buddy on SILVER SPOONS has gotten?

Aretha loves her some winter hats...



Ms R-E-S-P-E-C-T belted out some numbers for NBC's Rockefeller Tree Lighting Ceremony fete last night...Aretha looks like a fur clad Black version of Kenny.

Another NINE star lands in London...


Did you know that Nicole Kidman will turn down a movie if it means spending more than three days away from her husband, Keith Urban?

Meg Ryan looks hungry in Soho...


Meg Ryan was snapped walking around in Soho in an outfit that I can only assume was inspired by MK Olsen. Actually, MK would never wear man-boots like the ones Meg is wearing.

Yesterday was Britney's birthday...


And she celebrated with a shopping trip to Fred Segal. Way to clean yourself up for the big bday.

There is no way Cate Blanchett eats chips..


These must be for her sons cause Cate is too skinny to eat chips.. She is clutching onto them like they are her security blanket though.

I swoon for CHUCK BASS....

Shiny guys stick together...


Kevin Bacon and Matt Damon look a little shiny when there isn't a makeup artist around.. They both showed up to support Clint Eastwood who was being saluted by the Museum of Moving Image.

Is this the most unattractive picture of Kate Hudson or what?


She was snapped leaving the BBC Radio station in London and it looks like she's just had sex, is without hands and is a bobble head...

This one is for M2...

Phoenix - 1901 - A Take Away Show from La Blogotheque on Vimeo.



Who went to the Phoenix concert last night...

Btw: Last night CS and I were discussing our love for French men.. Like they could be totes fugly but give me the accent and some French fashion and I'm weak in the knees.. I mean, look at the lead singer of Phoenix. Clearly orthodontia wasn't important to him but I still think he's cute.

I want to make fun of Julianne Moore and her Dansko clogs...


...but ever since I tried on JoJo's and felt for myself how comfortable they are I CANNOT...

GFJ: (Day 3) Ace Hotel/The Breslin

Yesterday was not my day..First I left my computer at home.. Got to work, realized it and had to go all the way back to pick it up. BUSTED.. Then I locked myself out of my apartment when I went downstairs to pick up my laundry... This made me late for dinner with KK and CS.. sad :(

On a good note, I found my new face place, THE BRESLIN.


The Breslin is an extension of the Spotted Pig (same owners). The decor is pretty much the same as well. The menu is smaller than the Spotted Pig but, looked good. Basically, the grilled cheese is BEYOND. I didn't order it (cause I was sober and thus able to stick to my gluten free) but I saw and smelled it and that is my next gluten free cheat... Oh, and CS went to use the loo and crashed a Holiday party in the private room downstairs and she said it was DEAD NICE...



Now the Breslin is in the Ace Hotel. I had never heard of it before and I need to know, WHO DOES THIS HOTEL CATER TO? The bar clientele were all hipsters but the people checking in had the kind of luggage your trailer park granny would use.

I also need to know who lives in the apartment building across the street. The big white one that looks like it belongs in London. I am infatuated with the building, in particular the penthouse apartment with the gorgeous Christmas tree.

BREAKFAST: Fage with strawberry
SNACK: Raw nuts.
LUNCH: Broccoli, cheddar and potato soup. It was basically a liquified version of a stuffed baked potato. HEAVEN.
SNACK: More raw nuts and sour skittles.. Oh, and a york peppermint paddy.

Ashley Olsen hydrates...


Wait, I HATE Evian water. It tastes "thick" to me. I'd rather be parched than drink it. I'm sad that Ashley isn't holding a nice Volvic, Fiji or Poland Spring bottle.

This outfit is not appropriate for a celeb..


I mean, this is something I'd see on one of my "mom friends" durin school pick up.. Jessica Simpson has no children and she won't land a man dressed like this.

Wait, Frodo looks kinda cute..


I mean, he's still a midget but I think he's sort of cute. I once sat next to him at Pastis and he even looked short when seated.

Somehow, next to his wife, Bryan Gumbel looks whiter...


Usually I'd say standing next to a whitey would bring out the ethnicity of someone but not Bryant Gumbel.. He is the original Carlton Banks.

Tea Leoni and her sex addict...


Tea and David Duchovny were in NYC for the UNICEF Snowflake Ball. Her hair looks a fright.

What is Leona Lewis wearing?


Honestly, had she worn this top and gurdle-esque belt thingy with anything other than jeans, I'd be singing her praises... But, she did not and she looks like a fashion FAIL.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a true DIVA and I LIKE IT...


Everyday, when she leaves her posh NYC building, it's as if she's walking the catwalk... I LOVE IT and I love that every coat she has involves FUR.

Shopping buddies....


Taylor Swift is back in LA and shopping with Selena Gomez. Why isn't she spending facetime with Taylor Lautner?

Lady Gaga on the cover or ELLE...


Honestly, sans all the costumes and wigs, I think Lady Gaga is quite fetching.

This is what I saw the REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ wearing the other day...


Except the Table Flipper was sans coat and Caroline was with them. Btw: yesterday, VH1 aired the Dina and Tommy Manzo wedding.. IT WAS AMAZING slash I'm saving it on the DVR.

Global Warming is MY FRIEND....


The fact that today's HIGH is supposed to be 67 degrees in NYC in DECEMBER is AMAZING!

Who is this guy with Jessica Szohr..


Are they going to pretend like this is Jessica Szohr "brother" on GOSSIP GIRl.. I kid, her family is supposed to be hippies and this guy looks like he's wearing a zoot suit.

Jude Law and his assistant...


Can we discuss that Jude Law's assistant looks DEAD HOT!

I'm SHOCKED that Blake Lively is covered up...

Holiday shop like Gwyneth....


Today's GOOP has some of Gwyneth's gift ideas...

Huge pay day for Elin?


Per X17online, YES...
"Tiger Woods is reportedly paying his wife Elin Nordegren a hefty seven-figure amount to stick with him through multiple accusations of infidelity.

The money will be transferred into Nordegren's personal account, according to a report by the Chicago Sun-Times. And that's not all! The couple's prenuptial agreement is being rewritten according to the paper's source.

According to the original agreement, the couple had to stay together for ten years in order for Nordegren to collect a $20 million settlement if they split. That time frame has been reduced and the dollar amount has increased "substantially," according to the report.

Finally, the article claims the couple have begun "intense marriage counseling."

Did Julianne Hough land herself a King of Leon?


Per PEOPLE, Julianne Hough is "cuddling" up with Jared Followill, of the Kings of Leon... Interesting.

Who is Taylor Momsen talking to?


She was outside the Smyth Hotel in her signature mini-skirt and some electric blue satin booties chatting it up on her mobile. Who was she talking to, or was this for a GOSSIP GIRL scene?

SJP on Glamour...



Usually January is a "thin" magazine month. This year, all the mag's are killing it with their covers.

What happened to Luke Wilson?



Um, he used to be the cute "Wilson" brother who made quirky movies.. Now, he's the chunkball "Wilson" brother who does AT&T commercias... SAD.

One day back in LA and LaLohan is already a hot mess..


This picture isn't even of her leaving a club, it's of her shopping at Maxfield's...

SONG OF THE DAY: Van She - Kelly

This one is also from AD... Who I'm going to see tonight after M2 and I spend some QT together... I' have a feeling I will be too hungover to blog tmrw.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Sample Sale...

Jude and Sienna kissing in a tree...


Sienna was spotted running out of Jude's apartment and Jude got into a waiting car with a sh*t-eating-grin.. Love Popsugar for this one.

Orlando Bloom might not be in that many movies these days..


But that doesn't mean he's sitting at home being glum about the situation... Last week he was in Morocco for the Hotel La Mamounia re-opening and this week he hit Las Vegas for the grand opening of the Vdara Hotel and Spa..

Kate Bosworth is pouty in Paris...


Girl is looking worse for wear and she shows her support for Sonia Rykiel's H&M lingerie line...

There is one man who is ALWAYS in Jessica Simpson's life...


And his name is Joe Simpson, her pops... They were snapped on Park Avenue... The whole fam is in town for Ashlee's Broadway debut in Chicago.

Scoop Outerwear Sale, Courtesy of M2

Michael Buble might be an elevator music type crooner...


...but he makes me laugh and I like his music. He co-hosted Regis and Kelly this morning with Kelly and he was funny.. Don't ask why I was still home to watch some of it.

I sort of heart Ellen Pompeo...


...simply because she never is photographed with her daughter and she didn't sell out pictures of her kid...

Jessica and Honor....


1. Love the Blair Waldorf head band on Honor.
2. Doesn't Honor ever want to walk?
3. Do you think Honor has a stylist?

Another hitter Hearst cover...


Natalie Portman is on the cover of January's Marie Claire and admits she started on the pot in her 20's.. Loves her even more now.

Gorge on the cover of Harper's Bazaar..


Um, this cover blows that NINE Vogue cover OUT OF THE WATER... And as someone who used to work for Hearst, I can guarantee this one was a fraction of the price for the Conde Nast owned Vogue's cover.

GFJ (day2): FWI: Facebooking While Intoxicated....


It started with the Drunk Dialing...I'd be drunk after a night out at the Rum Runner with a little after-hours at Red House and then we'd come back to Potter 102, smoke, and drunk dial all of our crushes.. If we were feeling really adventurous, we'd conference drunk dial them with the menu line...

Then cell phones came to play and people starting SMS-ing... That of course led to Drunk Texting. I would wake up the next morning and go through my "Call Log" and then "Text Log" and immediately roll back over regretting that my Asian fingers were so nimble..

Now, I'm FWI-ing.. What is wrong with me? I wasn't even drunk on Monday night, not even tipsy but there must have been a window of booziness cause I wrote on two friends Facebook Walls and sort of "grey'd it out" ... Shitake.. I need to lay off the sauce slash when in my cups, I need all "gadgets" taken away from me.. Okay, neither of those things will happen but a girl can pretend.


BREAKFAST: Fage with strawberry
SNACK: Raw Nuts
LUNCH: Grilled Pork taco on corn tortilla
DINNER: Miso Soup, Black Cod and Edamame.

Hally Berry is down with the vamps..


And I'm totes down with her sweatshirt.

Am I the only one that doesn't feel that badly for Elin Nordegren?


1. She met Tiger on tour when she was a nanny. Are you seriously trying to pretend like she had NO IDEA that he had a "dog" in him?
2. No matter what happens, she has Tiger's millions (even with an iron-clad prenup I'm sure she'll get a pretty hefty sum).
3. God gave her this figure...

If it's cold enough to run wearing gloves...


Why wouldn't Josh Duhamel put on some longer pants to boot?

I love Christy Turlington's daugter's mini-Moncler...


Wait, so cute in purple.. I feel like Sweet T needs one of these in her wardrobe.

Now that Tiger's philandering is out in the open...


...Can we all agree that Elin was giving him a Thanksgiving BEAT DOWN before his one-car car accident?

Loving this DAHL HOUSE step stool...


Um, I want this adorable sailboat step stool from DAHL HOUSE for myself slash I think I might need to buy it for one of my friends kids.. Perfect holiday gift.

Wait, Kelly, is this the jacket we saw in that store in Hingham?


If so, Ashley Greene has it as well...

This is what Robert Pattinson looks like off-camera...


If this is what Robert Pattinson looks like in everyday life, Kristen Stewart can have him.

Two old duders and a pseudo-lady....


Hillary Swank attended the special screening of Clint Eastwood ad Morgan Freeman's Invictus...They are all Oscar winner's, no?

Btw: I call Hillary Swank a "pseudo-lady" cause I've always thought she was a little man-ish, even back in the original 90210 days.

I want to have a holiday party and send out these Iomoi invitations...



This is one of Kelly's favorite sites and they have the most adorable things (especially for those looking for good gift ideas)... I wish I had a husband and country house so I could send out these Holiday Party invitations... (I need the husband to pay for the party and the country house to host the party in.)

Check out what else they have at Iomoi here.

Something Kelly and I both want for Christmas...

LaLohan flies back to LA after spending the holiday in Long Island...


Lindsay Lohan celebrated Thanksgiving in Strong Island with her fam.. She also squeezed in some partying time with John Mayer and her ex-Samantha Ronson...Clearly her face is bloated as she's rocking a double chin despite being a children's size 10.

Heather Graham still has it...


I'm not into her and I think her look is dated but I have to say, GIRL HAS NOT AGED!!! Perhaps cause she doesn't sit in the sun all day.....

Keeping it classy at the HOUSE OF COMMONS....


Reese looked gorgeous in red for her speech at the House of Commons in London...

Kristen Wiig is gorgeous and funny....


And I think she can even get away with these red tights.. but the booties, NOT SO MUCH... It's like Couture (dress), hip (red tights) and Last of the Mohicans (boots).

Also honoring WORLD AIDS DAY...


Jay-Z and Alicia Keys.. Sad that I saw Naomi Watts and not the JayZ/Alicia Keys performance.

Not only is she the face of Longchamp...


But Kate Moss shops there as well...

Jessica Biel brings her own bags to WholeFoods...


Jessica Biel is another actress who ALWAYS looks gorgeous. I think she is simply naturally pretty. LOVES

Spotted at Minetta Tavern last night...


Juanita sat right by Anna Wintour at Minetta Tavern last night...Anna always hits these hot spots but I wonder if the lady actually eats?

Katie Couric lets loose...

Obvi these pictures are a wee bit old as Katie Couric is currently rocking that tragic "man-cut" right now but still... these pics obvi show that there is an inner COUGAR in Couric and I love it.

(p.s. these comes courtesy of Dennis)




Gossip Girl Trailer - The Debarted

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY NIGHT!

I want a family....


...and I want to wear bright red lipstick all the time like Gwen Stefani. HOW ADORABLE ARE THE ROSSDALE'S?

I know I should be thinking, "Tiger is a dog"..


but, this new woman that has come out as the "other woman" seems more like the dog than Tiger does... Listening to the voicemail Tiger left her (which she leaked), he sounds sad and despo.

Even when making a CVS run...


...Elisabetta Canalis looks GORGEOUS.. No wonder she landed George.

Who elected Delirium Tremens the best in the world?


We saw this sign when out for MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL and Bullsh*t was wondering, "who elected this beer the best in the world?" No one has ever heard of it... right? WRONG.. Obvi GDubbs had not only heard of it but has tried it and declared it "too sweet" for his liking... Have you ever heard of it?

How did Serena say no to this?


Really, how did Serena give Nate the heisman for the cousin? YO NO SE... Twix, I think they were filming in your hood, you should've taken the girls "on a walk" to the set.. DUH!

RIhanna is back in LA..


Rihanna hit Ryan Seacrest's radio show in LA and I'm sweating her jacket... Do you think it comes with the arse crinoline or is that Rihanna's shirt?

Smoking in Blackbook Magazine...


Mila Kunis looks abfab in the latest issue of Blackbook magazine... Macaulay Culkin really did trade up when he divorced Rachel Miner and started dating MK.

Meredith Baxter loves the ladies..


So, Meredith Baxter, who was married to a man she had children with, is a Lesbian... Shocked? Not so much. Do I really care? Not so much... The only thing I feel sad about is that she had to come out because a tabloid was about to "out" her... Tabloids really are awful slash I can't help but peruse them...

The best "celeb" sighting I've had this year...


I mean, this sighting might even top my Robert Pattinson one... THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY, minus Danielle, were spotted in front of the Puck Building last night. I was on the phone with Kage when I saw them and was BEYOND excited (she was telling me to get a picture of them but I couldn't since I was talking to them)... They were dressed up, sans coats (and it was chilly last night) and all wearing Louboutins.

Aside from spying them, there were two shockers:
1. Teresa "table flipper" Giudice has an arse that could give Kim Kardashain and JLo's a run for their money.
2. Caroline "don't mess with my family" Manzo is BEYOND TINY... She has the best figure out of all of them. I'm going to assume she's been working her arse off since last season and it has paid off.

Most people have a hard time doing this flat footed...


But the fact that Miranda Kerr can balance herself in those platform stilettos makes me hate slash love her even more. I wonder what prompted her to bust out the hat and do this move when she visited IT's ON WITH ALEXA CHUNG.

Yesterday in Washington Square Park...


So, last night, I was walking through Washington Square Park and was annoyed cause I thought there was a NYU rally going on in there. I had no time and was annoyed that people were walking close to me and talking loudly as I was talking to Badger on the phone.

Then, I saw Naomi Watts speaking and realized it wasn't a rally and it must be something Holiday-ish... NOT SO MUCH.. Naomi Watts was honoring World AIDS day.. Shitake, now I feel guilty for being annoyed.

Really, Kourtney Kardashian, no one wants to see this...


I fully give her credit for showing off her baby bump but really, I don't think anyone wants to see her way preggers arse in lingerie for the new KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIAN ads... It's way too much.

She followed him around during the World Series..


And now A-Rod is supporting KHud while she promotes her latest flick, the amazing NINE... I totes found them to be the randomest couple before but I'm starting to really like it.

I heart everything about Leighton Meester except...

....her legs... She def has cankles.

Does acting run in the family?


Little Ava certainly is quite the ham for the camera... Loving it slash wonder if the 'razzi photographer that follows Hugh around all the time went on holiday cause until this picture, I haven't seen that many of Hugh in the past week.

Dianna Agron is much better suited for her Cheerio's outfit...


Her tennis outfit for THE ROMANTICS, NOT SO MUCH...

It's cold in NYC but does Zeta-Jones think she's in Gstaad?


Literally, Zeta Jones looks like she's off to hit the slopes, not to go into work on Broadway... Loving the coat and Hermes bag but I could do without the rest of the outfit.

SONG OF THE DAY: Van She - So High

Fresh off his honeymoon, AD sent me this song of the day.. LOVES!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I might find some of her GOOP's sanctimonious....


...But, I cannot deny that she is dead gorgeous... Especially when she's sans makeup and wearing Wellies around London.

Random trio...


Ben McKenzie, Christina Ricc and Kellan Lutz all posted together at the Art of Progress World Premiere of the new Audi A8 in Miami.. Rando?

Dear John - Official Trailer [HD]

Um, so this preview was on before NEW MOON and KC, RST and myself all were misty-eyed.. Now which one do you think is going to die? It is based off of a Nicholas Sparks book and someone always dies in those suckers.

How did I ever think Dawson was cute?


James Van Der Beek is not cute... However, I used to love him when Dawson's Creek was on. What's wrong with me? I mean, this picture was of him leaving Swinger's in LA so clearly he thought he was looking hot enough to hit a club, right?

Kelly would love to be on this bus...


Matt Damon is still filming that movie, THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU in NYC... Kelly hearts him and would prob love to be on the city bus avec Damon.

Anna Kendrick looks gorge at the UP IN THE AIR premiere...


I mean, one week she does the NEW MOON premiere with screaming kids and the next, she's doing a star studded premiere with George Clooney. Loves.

Happy 4th Birthday, Violet..


I'm hearting her pink Superga's.. HEARTING.

Quinn loves Frodo?


Per OK Magazine, that is the rumor on the mill...
"Dianna Agron has moved on to flirting non-stop with another co-star, Elijah Wood."

I'm not sure I buy it.

Bono in London...


Bono wores his signature blue tinted frames to dinner at Ciriani in London.. I'm going to assume that this restaraunt is dead expensive but good.. Those are the only kind of good restaurants London has...

Cameron is always smiley on set....


Okay, I love Cameron and I know we are all getting on in age but that girl looks a wee bit older than her actual age...

Dinner with the Schmucks...


No one does goofy like Steve Carrell... Slash have you ever noticed in the earlier episodes of THE OFFICE, Steve had a lot less hair and was chunkier?

I didn't think Justin Timberlake's hair could get any worse...


But then I saw this picture of him, in costume for THE SOCIAL NETWORK and realized it could.

Family day in London...


Gavin and Gwen took the kids to the Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park... Loving it.

Last night's GOSSIP GIRL was so good...


I wasn't sure if it was cause I was watched at midnight, apres my Monday Night Football bar drive-by or if it was just good... Then I heard from other Facebook sources that it was in fact good.. But, I found this 'razzi picture of Dan and Vanessa canoodling for the show and I decided that Gossip Girl is still dead to me. I really wish they'd kill Vanessa off.

Zac Efron Q&A in Austin, Texas...


I have a few questions I'd like to ask Zac Efron... None of them would be appropriate.

DVF Sample Sale


Thank goodness M2 is back from her honeymoon and sending me all of these again.

George and his two lovely ladies...


George Clooney brought his novia, Elisabetta and his mother to the premiere of his latest flick. Could he be any more adorable?

I love everything about this picture, except the Juicy Couture scarf...


True life lovebirds, Freida Pinto and Dev Patel were snapped exiting the Charles Worthington salon.

At te Audi A8 party...


Chris Noth and Lucy Liu attended the ART OF PROGRESS world premiere of the Audi A8.. Metts, you need to get one.

Even with dishelved scruff....


I heart TEEN WOLF 2, Jason Bateman... I wonder what the scruff is for and why he didn't shave it off for the premiere of UP IN THE AIR.

GFJ (day 1): Am I the only one who doesn't sweat Tom Brady?


Honestly, I usually think everyone is cute but Tom Brady doesn't do it for me.. I mean, I can totally see why every other woman slash gay man, drools over him but I'd rather have Ryan Reynolds than Tom Brady (or if I were Giselle, I'd have stayed with Leo)...

Last night, at the bar above Five Guys on 7th Ave and Bleeker, I was the only girl who didn't sweat Brady. Is there something wrong with me?

Btw: everyone met at the bar at 8pm. I decided to go later for two reason:
1. I didn't want to cheat on my gluten free with Five Guys.
2. I didn't want to get bombed (I did managed to squeeze in two martini's in two hours).

BREAKFAST: Chobani with blueberry.
SNACK: that stupid Dale&Evans popcorn.
LUNCH: Chicken Curry Soup.
SNACK: Baked Lays (I hate myself for buying then eating and blogging about anything BAKED).
DINNER: Plata Julia.

SIDENOTE: IS that ink on Tom Brady's arm for real?

Must be nice to be Jack Osbourne....


I'm not sure what he does for work, but whatever it is, he certainly is enjoying the nice life as he leaves Swingers in LA in his Aston Martin.

Kate Hudson in London to promote NINE...



And thanks to Popsugar, we see that A-Rod went with her.. LOVES!

Date night for Brad and Angie...


I suppose walking hand-in-hand and going out to dinner in Bev Hills together will put those split rumors to rest, NOT!

Chino jogs in a wifebeater...


Benjamin McKenzie jogged it out in Miami in a wife beater.. What's worse, a wife beater or going shirtless?

Nick Jonas is going solo...


He's not quitting the Jonas Brothers, just doing a solo tour. SHOCKER!

Are they or aren't they?


So there are all these rumors that Jake and Reese are dunzo. I certainly hope not as I love them together... Plus, Ava and Deacon are prob used to Jake too...

For now, they are separated by the Atlantic. He is in the States filming a movie and she is in London in London to address the House of Commons on Wednesday for the domestic violence charity initiative Refuge in partnership with Avon.

I lust after Ryan Reynolds...


...and he was in NYC for the Gotham Independent Awards...DREAMY!

I like Maggie Gyllenhaal....


I feel like she's a little happy hippie-ish, which is the complete OPPOSITE of moi, but I like her.. and I like that even though the 'razzi was armed and waiting for her when she arrived at LAX, she still has a smile on her mug.

The fluctuating divorcee...


I love how much Jessica Simpson fluctuates. She's like the female Al Gore.

All dressed up to see wifey on Broadway...


Pete Wentz got all dressed up for his wife, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's CHICAGO performance... Cute.

Jude Law doesn't mind signing autographs...


And he looks dead handsome after his Hamlet performance... If I had any interest in Shakespeare (and by "interest" I mean, "understanding") I'd totally want to go see him.

Ashlee Simpson's Broadway debut...


Yesterday was Ashlee Simpson's Broadway debut in CHICAGO... This wasn't her first foray on the stage. She played the same role in London.

What is up with the "other woman" Rachel Uchitel?


She apparently busted up David Borreanz, was in St. Barth's with Ryan Seacrest and snapped hanging out with Stephen Dorff. I mean, this 33 year old is supposed to be a "cocktail" waitress, how is she gallivanting around to all these places?

Dying over Natalie Portman's dress...


Natalie Portman was all sparkles at the 19th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards.. Loves her.

Cate Blanchett en familia in NYC...


Cate Blanchett who is on Broadway in A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, took some time otu to hang with the family... Heart that she has three boys and is dead svelte.

Dear Hot Lumberjack in the Bonobos...


Last night I went to meet Gdubbs, Bullsh*t, Cool Mo Dee and Jajer for some Monday Night Football. Do I care that much about the Saints and Pats? No. Was I sad when GDubbs told me that I wasn't allowed to talk during the game? Not so much as I'm pretty used to it...

So why go? Cause cute guys are always at the bar for MNF, duh. Not going to lie to you, the bar was filled with guys and none of them were really cute, EXCEPT FOR THE LUMBERJACK IN THE HUNTER GREEN BONOBOS...Despite wearing a bright red lumberjack-esque flannel and bright red BRAND NEW Chucks, the Bonobo wearing blonde beast was hot. I tried to take a picture of him but the bouncer (who clearly pee'd on himself) kept on getting in the way...

Jennifer Aniston jet's out of Heathrow...


After spending Thanksgiving with Gwyneth Paltrow at the re-opening of Hotel La Mamounia in Morocco, Jennifer departed out of Heathrow in a luxe leather Burberry jacket.. Juanita, I need one of these. Make it happen, please.

Ed Westwick, that sexy beast...


Ed was filming in a NYC restaurant yesterday.. Today, Gossip Girl is filming in front of Tribeca Treats... Go stalk and buy some cookies from TT.

If you have a weak stomach, beware...


There are so many things wrong with this picture of Susan Boyle, I don't know where to begin.

SONG OF THE DAY:Train--Hey, Soul Sister (w/ Lyrics)

Yes, this song is a little cheesey but it makes me happy!

Also at the UP IN THE AIR premiere...


Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford also showed off their Mexican tan at their buddy's premiere.. Hearts!

Pale and short next to hot, tall and tan....


Elijah Wood is the color of his tennis whites whereas Josh Duhamel is as tan as someone who spent the weekend in Mexico, not in Long Island filming THE ROMANTICS.

I'm loving Catherine Zeta-Jones in NYC...


She's always dressed to the 9's and her kids are too... I'm loving it!

George Clooney brings his Mexican tan to LA...


George Clooney, snapped with his UP IN THE AIR co-star, Vera Farmiga showed off his tan on the red carpet premiere of this new movie, UP IN THE AIR....Loves.

Beckham makes everything look good....


...even the denim shirt he wore for his flight out of LA... He is what I would've referred to in 8th grade as a "stud muffin".

Ashley Greene and her petite chien....


Over the Thanksgiving weekend I read in People or Life&Style (or maybe even US Weekly) one of those "25 things you didn't know about me" for Nikki Reed... many of her "you didn't know's" were about Greece (she's learning Greek via Rosetta Stone and spent the summer mono-skiing in Greece. One can only assume all things "Greek" are because of her relationship with shipping heir, Paris Latsis.)

Anyway, one of her "other things" was that she didn't understand people with small dogs... she pretty much said small dog owners are dumb arses.... I wonder if this was a dig at her Twilight Saga co-star Ashley Greene.

I've never seen someone with so many fruity color Gucci's..


Yesterday I posted a pic of Scott Disick in his pale blue Guccis'... Today he's in in pale pink... Beast is fruity.

Chris Noth in Miami...


Wait, Kelly, doesn't Dennis owe us a Miami weekend? Should we go stalk?

Taylor Momsen and the case of the constantly missing pants...


It was FREEZING yesterday but that didn't stop Taylor Momsen from being pantless when she went for her appearance at "It's on with Alexa Chung". She looks even more ridiculous next to that women in a floor length puffy.

Absolutely AMAZING...


Meryl Streep, on the cover of Vanity Fair, looks absolutely gorgeous. I'm totes going to save the issue as my airplane treat when I go to Florida for X-mas.