Friday, December 4, 2009
I'm officially too hungover to blog...
I promise to make it up to you guys tomorrow.. And I'll also regale you with the tale of the 90 year old Jewish Grandfather from Short Hills who told me I looked like a young Imelda Marcos and tossed me his card so I could "call him and he'd take me to dinner".
Loves the GLEE guys...
Hearting Michelle Monaghan's dress....
The Duchess of York produces movies now?
Anne Hathaway in Brooklyn...
Maybe they aren't dating...
I'm so hungover that I....

1. Called Coco this morning and attempted to tell her all of my Thursday night shenanigans and had a hard time telling the story in sequential order.
2. Took a shower, got half dressed and climbed back into bed when I should have been leaving for the office.
3. BBM'd M2 this morning to ask her if we even said goodbye to Z and C after dinner at Bilboquet... (M2 was feeling a little under the weather so was being a non-drinking funsucker...Was boring last night but proved helpful this morning when I needed help piecing together the evening.)
4. Vomited at the office.
5. Went to McDonald's to get a sausage biscuit and a Dr. Pepper.
6. Told my work friend that I wanted to steal this bike.
SONG OF THE DAY: Phish - "Suzy Greenberg" 12.2.09 MSG, NYC
I'm jealous of everyone who is seeing Phish in NYC... DEAD JEALOUS!
Christmas shopping on tony Sloane Street...
Maddox hits the red carpet...
One of the last things I remember from last night....
LaLohan is a she-wolf...
Menchie's Fro-Yo for the Taylors....
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Gwen and Gaving shop for furniture...
Fergie and her finger gloves..
Sweaty at THE LOVELY BONES screening...
Always tan, always on the red carpet..
I shouldn't exploit a 17 year old like this...
Whose birthday is Jude celebrating?
Plain Jane at the NINE premiere...
Miley Cyrus keeps in classy in Tampa...
Cameron Diaz eats ice-cream in Seville...
Another druggie hot mess... Pete Doherty..

What did Kate Moss see in this guy? I can't believe she dated him slash am so happy she gave him the boot.
I mean, it's one thing to take a roadie if you are walking home from the Mett's on Lake Street or if you have to walk around with your trick-o-treating kids but Pete is going from car to bar, is a roadie necessary?
Courtney Love, is she the real life Joker?
Olivia Palermo is dead psyched that Tinsley's been laying low...
Maybe Reese and Jake are truly dunzo..
Whilst SJP is making movies slash promoting...
Aretha loves her some winter hats...
Another NINE star lands in London...
Meg Ryan looks hungry in Soho...
There is no way Cate Blanchett eats chips..
Shiny guys stick together...
Is this the most unattractive picture of Kate Hudson or what?
This one is for M2...
Phoenix - 1901 - A Take Away Show from La Blogotheque on Vimeo.
Who went to the Phoenix concert last night...
Btw: Last night CS and I were discussing our love for French men.. Like they could be totes fugly but give me the accent and some French fashion and I'm weak in the knees.. I mean, look at the lead singer of Phoenix. Clearly orthodontia wasn't important to him but I still think he's cute.
GFJ: (Day 3) Ace Hotel/The Breslin
Yesterday was not my day..First I left my computer at home.. Got to work, realized it and had to go all the way back to pick it up. BUSTED.. Then I locked myself out of my apartment when I went downstairs to pick up my laundry... This made me late for dinner with KK and CS.. sad :(
On a good note, I found my new face place, THE BRESLIN.

The Breslin is an extension of the Spotted Pig (same owners). The decor is pretty much the same as well. The menu is smaller than the Spotted Pig but, looked good. Basically, the grilled cheese is BEYOND. I didn't order it (cause I was sober and thus able to stick to my gluten free) but I saw and smelled it and that is my next gluten free cheat... Oh, and CS went to use the loo and crashed a Holiday party in the private room downstairs and she said it was DEAD NICE...

Now the Breslin is in the Ace Hotel. I had never heard of it before and I need to know, WHO DOES THIS HOTEL CATER TO? The bar clientele were all hipsters but the people checking in had the kind of luggage your trailer park granny would use.
I also need to know who lives in the apartment building across the street. The big white one that looks like it belongs in London. I am infatuated with the building, in particular the penthouse apartment with the gorgeous Christmas tree.
BREAKFAST: Fage with strawberry
SNACK: Raw nuts.
LUNCH: Broccoli, cheddar and potato soup. It was basically a liquified version of a stuffed baked potato. HEAVEN.
SNACK: More raw nuts and sour skittles.. Oh, and a york peppermint paddy.
On a good note, I found my new face place, THE BRESLIN.

The Breslin is an extension of the Spotted Pig (same owners). The decor is pretty much the same as well. The menu is smaller than the Spotted Pig but, looked good. Basically, the grilled cheese is BEYOND. I didn't order it (cause I was sober and thus able to stick to my gluten free) but I saw and smelled it and that is my next gluten free cheat... Oh, and CS went to use the loo and crashed a Holiday party in the private room downstairs and she said it was DEAD NICE...

Now the Breslin is in the Ace Hotel. I had never heard of it before and I need to know, WHO DOES THIS HOTEL CATER TO? The bar clientele were all hipsters but the people checking in had the kind of luggage your trailer park granny would use.
I also need to know who lives in the apartment building across the street. The big white one that looks like it belongs in London. I am infatuated with the building, in particular the penthouse apartment with the gorgeous Christmas tree.
BREAKFAST: Fage with strawberry
SNACK: Raw nuts.
LUNCH: Broccoli, cheddar and potato soup. It was basically a liquified version of a stuffed baked potato. HEAVEN.
SNACK: More raw nuts and sour skittles.. Oh, and a york peppermint paddy.
Ashley Olsen hydrates...
This outfit is not appropriate for a celeb..
Wait, Frodo looks kinda cute..
Somehow, next to his wife, Bryan Gumbel looks whiter...
What is Leona Lewis wearing?
Catherine Zeta-Jones is a true DIVA and I LIKE IT...
Shopping buddies....
This is what I saw the REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ wearing the other day...
Who is this guy with Jessica Szohr..
Huge pay day for Elin?

Per X17online, YES...
"Tiger Woods is reportedly paying his wife Elin Nordegren a hefty seven-figure amount to stick with him through multiple accusations of infidelity.
The money will be transferred into Nordegren's personal account, according to a report by the Chicago Sun-Times. And that's not all! The couple's prenuptial agreement is being rewritten according to the paper's source.
According to the original agreement, the couple had to stay together for ten years in order for Nordegren to collect a $20 million settlement if they split. That time frame has been reduced and the dollar amount has increased "substantially," according to the report.
Finally, the article claims the couple have begun "intense marriage counseling."
Did Julianne Hough land herself a King of Leon?
Who is Taylor Momsen talking to?
SJP on Glamour...
What happened to Luke Wilson?
SONG OF THE DAY: Van She - Kelly
This one is also from AD... Who I'm going to see tonight after M2 and I spend some QT together... I' have a feeling I will be too hungover to blog tmrw.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Jude and Sienna kissing in a tree...
Orlando Bloom might not be in that many movies these days..
There is one man who is ALWAYS in Jessica Simpson's life...
Michael Buble might be an elevator music type crooner...
I sort of heart Ellen Pompeo...
Jessica and Honor....
Another hitter Hearst cover...
Gorge on the cover of Harper's Bazaar..
GFJ (day2): FWI: Facebooking While Intoxicated....

It started with the Drunk Dialing...I'd be drunk after a night out at the Rum Runner with a little after-hours at Red House and then we'd come back to Potter 102, smoke, and drunk dial all of our crushes.. If we were feeling really adventurous, we'd conference drunk dial them with the menu line...
Then cell phones came to play and people starting SMS-ing... That of course led to Drunk Texting. I would wake up the next morning and go through my "Call Log" and then "Text Log" and immediately roll back over regretting that my Asian fingers were so nimble..
Now, I'm FWI-ing.. What is wrong with me? I wasn't even drunk on Monday night, not even tipsy but there must have been a window of booziness cause I wrote on two friends Facebook Walls and sort of "grey'd it out" ... Shitake.. I need to lay off the sauce slash when in my cups, I need all "gadgets" taken away from me.. Okay, neither of those things will happen but a girl can pretend.
BREAKFAST: Fage with strawberry
SNACK: Raw Nuts
LUNCH: Grilled Pork taco on corn tortilla
DINNER: Miso Soup, Black Cod and Edamame.
Am I the only one that doesn't feel that badly for Elin Nordegren?
Now that Tiger's philandering is out in the open...
Loving this DAHL HOUSE step stool...

Um, I want this adorable sailboat step stool from DAHL HOUSE for myself slash I think I might need to buy it for one of my friends kids.. Perfect holiday gift.
Two old duders and a pseudo-lady....
I want to have a holiday party and send out these Iomoi invitations...

This is one of Kelly's favorite sites and they have the most adorable things (especially for those looking for good gift ideas)... I wish I had a husband and country house so I could send out these Holiday Party invitations... (I need the husband to pay for the party and the country house to host the party in.)
Check out what else they have at Iomoi here.
LaLohan flies back to LA after spending the holiday in Long Island...
Heather Graham still has it...
Kristen Wiig is gorgeous and funny....
Jessica Biel brings her own bags to WholeFoods...
Spotted at Minetta Tavern last night...
Katie Couric lets loose...
I want a family....
I know I should be thinking, "Tiger is a dog"..
Who elected Delirium Tremens the best in the world?
How did Serena say no to this?
RIhanna is back in LA..
Smoking in Blackbook Magazine...
Meredith Baxter loves the ladies..

So, Meredith Baxter, who was married to a man she had children with, is a Lesbian... Shocked? Not so much. Do I really care? Not so much... The only thing I feel sad about is that she had to come out because a tabloid was about to "out" her... Tabloids really are awful slash I can't help but peruse them...
The best "celeb" sighting I've had this year...

I mean, this sighting might even top my Robert Pattinson one... THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY, minus Danielle, were spotted in front of the Puck Building last night. I was on the phone with Kage when I saw them and was BEYOND excited (she was telling me to get a picture of them but I couldn't since I was talking to them)... They were dressed up, sans coats (and it was chilly last night) and all wearing Louboutins.
Aside from spying them, there were two shockers:
1. Teresa "table flipper" Giudice has an arse that could give Kim Kardashain and JLo's a run for their money.
2. Caroline "don't mess with my family" Manzo is BEYOND TINY... She has the best figure out of all of them. I'm going to assume she's been working her arse off since last season and it has paid off.
Most people have a hard time doing this flat footed...
Yesterday in Washington Square Park...

So, last night, I was walking through Washington Square Park and was annoyed cause I thought there was a NYU rally going on in there. I had no time and was annoyed that people were walking close to me and talking loudly as I was talking to Badger on the phone.
Then, I saw Naomi Watts speaking and realized it wasn't a rally and it must be something Holiday-ish... NOT SO MUCH.. Naomi Watts was honoring World AIDS day.. Shitake, now I feel guilty for being annoyed.
Really, Kourtney Kardashian, no one wants to see this...
She followed him around during the World Series..
Does acting run in the family?
It's cold in NYC but does Zeta-Jones think she's in Gstaad?
SONG OF THE DAY: Van She - So High
Fresh off his honeymoon, AD sent me this song of the day.. LOVES!
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
I might find some of her GOOP's sanctimonious....
Random trio...
Dear John - Official Trailer [HD]
Um, so this preview was on before NEW MOON and KC, RST and myself all were misty-eyed.. Now which one do you think is going to die? It is based off of a Nicholas Sparks book and someone always dies in those suckers.
How did I ever think Dawson was cute?
Kelly would love to be on this bus...
Anna Kendrick looks gorge at the UP IN THE AIR premiere...
Quinn loves Frodo?
Bono in London...
Cameron is always smiley on set....
Dinner with the Schmucks...
Last night's GOSSIP GIRL was so good...

I wasn't sure if it was cause I was watched at midnight, apres my Monday Night Football bar drive-by or if it was just good... Then I heard from other Facebook sources that it was in fact good.. But, I found this 'razzi picture of Dan and Vanessa canoodling for the show and I decided that Gossip Girl is still dead to me. I really wish they'd kill Vanessa off.
George and his two lovely ladies...
At te Audi A8 party...
Even with dishelved scruff....
GFJ (day 1): Am I the only one who doesn't sweat Tom Brady?

Honestly, I usually think everyone is cute but Tom Brady doesn't do it for me.. I mean, I can totally see why every other woman slash gay man, drools over him but I'd rather have Ryan Reynolds than Tom Brady (or if I were Giselle, I'd have stayed with Leo)...
Last night, at the bar above Five Guys on 7th Ave and Bleeker, I was the only girl who didn't sweat Brady. Is there something wrong with me?
Btw: everyone met at the bar at 8pm. I decided to go later for two reason:
1. I didn't want to cheat on my gluten free with Five Guys.
2. I didn't want to get bombed (I did managed to squeeze in two martini's in two hours).
BREAKFAST: Chobani with blueberry.
SNACK: that stupid Dale&Evans popcorn.
LUNCH: Chicken Curry Soup.
SNACK: Baked Lays (I hate myself for buying then eating and blogging about anything BAKED).
DINNER: Plata Julia.
SIDENOTE: IS that ink on Tom Brady's arm for real?
Must be nice to be Jack Osbourne....
Date night for Brad and Angie...
Chino jogs in a wifebeater...
Are they or aren't they?

So there are all these rumors that Jake and Reese are dunzo. I certainly hope not as I love them together... Plus, Ava and Deacon are prob used to Jake too...
For now, they are separated by the Atlantic. He is in the States filming a movie and she is in London in London to address the House of Commons on Wednesday for the domestic violence charity initiative Refuge in partnership with Avon.
I like Maggie Gyllenhaal....
Jude Law doesn't mind signing autographs...
Ashlee Simpson's Broadway debut...
What is up with the "other woman" Rachel Uchitel?
Cate Blanchett en familia in NYC...
Dear Hot Lumberjack in the Bonobos...

Last night I went to meet Gdubbs, Bullsh*t, Cool Mo Dee and Jajer for some Monday Night Football. Do I care that much about the Saints and Pats? No. Was I sad when GDubbs told me that I wasn't allowed to talk during the game? Not so much as I'm pretty used to it...
So why go? Cause cute guys are always at the bar for MNF, duh. Not going to lie to you, the bar was filled with guys and none of them were really cute, EXCEPT FOR THE LUMBERJACK IN THE HUNTER GREEN BONOBOS...Despite wearing a bright red lumberjack-esque flannel and bright red BRAND NEW Chucks, the Bonobo wearing blonde beast was hot. I tried to take a picture of him but the bouncer (who clearly pee'd on himself) kept on getting in the way...
Jennifer Aniston jet's out of Heathrow...
Ed Westwick, that sexy beast...
SONG OF THE DAY:Train--Hey, Soul Sister (w/ Lyrics)
Yes, this song is a little cheesey but it makes me happy!
Also at the UP IN THE AIR premiere...
Pale and short next to hot, tall and tan....
George Clooney brings his Mexican tan to LA...
Beckham makes everything look good....
Ashley Greene and her petite chien....

Over the Thanksgiving weekend I read in People or Life&Style (or maybe even US Weekly) one of those "25 things you didn't know about me" for Nikki Reed... many of her "you didn't know's" were about Greece (she's learning Greek via Rosetta Stone and spent the summer mono-skiing in Greece. One can only assume all things "Greek" are because of her relationship with shipping heir, Paris Latsis.)
Anyway, one of her "other things" was that she didn't understand people with small dogs... she pretty much said small dog owners are dumb arses.... I wonder if this was a dig at her Twilight Saga co-star Ashley Greene.
I've never seen someone with so many fruity color Gucci's..
Taylor Momsen and the case of the constantly missing pants...
Absolutely AMAZING...
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