Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart holding hands...




So, it looks like they are def a couple... They should stop lying about it now.

Nadal in Paris...


Ever wonder what Nadal does when he's not playing tennis? He goes to dinner with is novia in Paris at Cafe de la Paix.

What happened to Phillip Seymour Hoffman?


Philliip Seymour Hoffman attended the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation event last night and he looks like a cross between a homeless man slash pervy professor rather than an Academy Award nominated actor.

Serena stuns in red...


The last time she was in NYC she may have displayed some unsportsmanship behavior at the US Open but last night, she was a winner in this gorgeous red frock. I think this is the first time that Serena looks dead feminine.

RDJ and his murse...


Robert Downey, Jr., out and about with his wife, is carrying yet another murse. Or maybe it's not a murse. Maybe he was out bird watching and his carrying his binocular case?

Taylor Lautner does MEN'S HEALTH...

Obvi they wouldn't ask Robert Pattinson and his pasty smoker body to cover this magazine... Taylor is looking dead hot.

Who did Johnny Depp steal these clothes from?


I'm assuming he bought these clothes second hand or stole them from a friend. It's the only explanation I can come up with for the outfit he wore to the Frank Pictures Gallery event in Santa Monica.

Christina Aguilera's new cut...


Loving Christina's new hair...This look is modern, sleek and chic.

Zoe is a mini-Lisa Bonet...


Zoe Kravitz hit the Glamour Awards and looked ultra-cool and chic. Loving it.

Ashley Greene lands herself a cover...


She is now officially a Maxim girl...I suppose she's the only girl from Twilight who has the proper "figure" for this magazine.

I'm bothered that I can see her belly button....


Padma Lakshmi rocked her pregnant belly for the Glamour Awards.. Is it the flash or do you think her dress was sheer enough to see her belly button for real?

Stella's got legs and she knows how to use them...


Stella McCartney, who just launched a Gap Kids collection AND her a baby 10months ago, rocked a purple mini-dress for the Glamour Awards... Kudos to her.

My new favorite snack... Justin's Peanut Butter


Lady V's friend started this peanut butter company. He sells delicious peanut or almond butter in individual servings.. So, if you are like hiking or something, you don't have to bring the whole jar.. I do not hike but I do enjoy peanut butter with my banana so I gave it a whirl yesterday.. Not going to lie, the peanut butter one wasn't my fave.. Today, I just snacked on a banana with the almond butter one and I'm in heaven..Obsesssed and am going to Whole Foods tonight to get more.. HEAVEN!

Gluten Free Journal: DAY NINETY (day 35)


On Sunday I popped over to WholeFoods and perused their gluten free frozen foods. My acupuncturist actually told me I should avoid all startches and if I needed to eat it, go with brown rice.. I haven't been completely listening to her advice. SHIZ IS HARD...

So, I tried to find gluten free avec brown rice frozen meals and I came across Helen's Kitchen frozen foods... It's actually quite good and low in calories yet filling and gluten free, HEAVEN!

BREAKFAST: Chobani with strawberry and raw walnuts.
SNACK: Raw broccoli with dill dip.
LUNCH: Helen's Kitchen frozen gluten free meal.
SNACK: Banana with Justin's Peanut Butter.
DINNER: Taco Salad, guacamole and two nachos from Mexican Radio.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis...

Katharine McPhee and her blonde locks...


...look abfab at the Glamour Awards last night... I thought she was pretty as a brunette but she looks stunning with the platinum tresses.

Fergie in Paris..


Fergie rocked curled under bangs and a Catherine Deneuve shirt in Paris... Loves it.

Ashton and two cougars...


Ashton had a red carpet moment with his wife, Demi Moore and Jen Anniston in NYC for the 9th Annual 24hour Plays on Broadway after party. Jen Anniston performed in a 6mins play with Brooke Shields.

Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian enjoy concerts..


Now that these two cheaters are out as a couple, they certainly enjoy going to concerts... This pic is of them leaving the David Gray show in LA.

20% off Sephora...

Looking serious on the set of GOSSIP GIRL...


I heart Chuck... How is it that he is the one that has the moral compass this season?

Madonna in Brazil...


Madonna and her boytoy are in Brazil. Is she down there to meet his parents? The parents are probably her age, no?

Topshop Sale...

The other two looked groomed, whattup with RPattz?


Oh, I shouldn't make fun. At least they all look happy, right?

M2, Nikki Reed is wearing your dress...


I would love this dress on Nikki if she wore it sans blazer.

The girls of 90210...


They are totes phasing out Shenae Grimes' character on 90210.90210 was filming in Bev Hills the other day and Shenae was no where to be seen. Maybe they'll ship her off to Boarding School or something.

ALP were you dressed like this on Saturday night?


ALP was catcalled on Saturday night by an old Black man who thought she was Sharon Stone.. DYING... ALP, this is what Sharon Stone looked like over the weekend as she dined at Phillipe in LA.. Were you wearing an Hermes sweater like this one?

The Olsen twins hit up Caroline's comedy club...


The twins were out to support their tv dad, Bob Saget. Loves it.

Beckham and his boys...


Becks brought his sons to a hockey game.. that part I don't really care about. What I am interested in is if his son on the left asked for that haircut or if they thought it would look cute so they cut his hair that way.

Blake Lively keeps in short, per usual...


I suppose the only way one could rock those boots is to wear a short skirt. Hearting the sweater and coat combo.

I used to think Jonathan Tucker was cute...


But not so much at the 2009 Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards. I remember seeing him in the VIRGIN SUICIDES and then the short-lived NBC show, THE BLACK DONNELY'S.. Perhaps this is just a bad pic of him?

Cindy Crawford and her progeny...


Um, Kaya is gorgeous... and I have to say, at first, I thought Presley and his blonde locks was a girl.

This is an example of why skinny jeans aren't for all men...


Balthazar Getty and his skinny jeans, FAIL...

At the 2009 Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards...


Joseph Gordon Levitt looks palel and adorable... I feel like he's the new Keanu Reeves, but he can act.

Twix, this is what Rihanna wore last night to the Glamour Awards...


Wait, what do we think of Rihanna's gown? I like it in the picture from the actual Awards, the one she's tearing up in but, the one from her exiting the Gramercy Park Hotel, NOT SO MUCH!

Jen Garner and the happiest kid on earth...


Um, Jen Garner, did you get a blow out? Loves the hair.. And little Violet, could she be any happier? Adorable.

Bloomingdale's Friends and Family... courtesy of the bride-to-be, M2

Katie Holmes and Anna Paquin on the set of THE ROMANTICS...


Apparently this movie is a romantic comedy also starring Josh Duhamel... Wonder if he'll be hitting up Scores whilst in town.

Zac Efron leaves LA for DC...


Zac was spotted in what looks to be the same jeans he's worn all week at the DC airport.. He's another star who lugs his own garment bag... but instead of Chanel, his is Dolce & Gabanna.

New Moon Paris photocall...


Kristen Stewart actually made her mullet hair look nice.. Good for her... Apparently the studio is spending some buck on lodging for these kids... They are staying at the Hotel de Crillon.

There is no excuse for a hairy face...


M2 seriously is sent every gift card slash family and friend promo under the sun.... Which she of course sends me and I blog about... Loves it.

Hilary Swank lugs her own garment bag....


I suppose I wouldn't mind lugging a garment bag from Chanel.

Sam Ronson isn't sitting at home crying over LaLohan...


She hit Jay-Z's concert with buddy, Nicole Richie...Sam's much better off.

SONG OF THE DAY: Lay Lady Lay ft. Gemma Hayes by Magnet with lyrics

Do you think Diane Kruger has ever worn the same thing twice?



I suppose when it comes to the red carpet, NO.... Glad to see her with Josh Jackson.. I heart PACEY.

The geeky girl in TWILIGHT...


Christian Serratos, the girl who plays Bella's geeky friend, dropped her clothes and glammed up for a TWILIGHT inspired PETA ad.... Whoa.

I feel like Adam Brody's stock is on the rise....


Rachel Bilson, are you sure you hitched your wagon to the right star? Adam Brody, in Long Island for THE ROMANTICS, is looking extra foxy.

God is NOT fair...


Demi Moore on the cover of W Magazine is a sign that God may not be fair. Actually, I take that back... If I had loads of plastic surgery and barely ate, I'd look like Demi too.

Lunching in NYC, Houswives style...


The Countess and Kelly Bensimon grabbed a bite together at Da Silavano...I thought these two annoyed each other?

Denim on Denim, NOT SO MUCH....


Zac Efron, just cause you are dead hot doesn't mean you can commit a fashion FAIL like this one... Denim on denim is not a look that anyone can pull off.

How psyched is Anna Kendrick?


She had a bit part in TWILIGHT and now she's in George Clooney's new movie, UP IN THE AIR....

Monday, November 9, 2009

If you are going to have a GOSSIP GIRL 3-some...


Why waste it on the three ugliest people in the cast? I don't get it.. I also don't get:
1. How Tripp could look Serena in the face and tell her he "thought she was smart" and not bust a gut?
2. Isn't UNCOOL to show up at Cotillion when you are in COLLEGE? Like, wouldn't it make your stock go down to be at a High School event?
3. Now that Eric is anti-Little J, his "cool" quotient, in my eyes, has totally increased.
4. Little J, did they put chicken cutlets in your bra or did your mom pull a Dina Lohan and have you get a boob job as a teenager?
5. Could Lily and Rufus be the worst parents in the world? They have no idea what is going on in their childrens lives... I hate them now slash would kill for Lily's wardrobe slash that amazing necklace she wore to cotillion.

This is why I heart the FALL...


I stole this picture from Kage.. She went wine tasting in the North Fork over the weekend and took some pics... I have to say I want to wake up tomorrow and go riding on one of these bikes....HEAVEN!

Phyto Friends and Family...

Even Ivanka shops at K-Mart...


Wait, I wonder if Ivanka moved downtown now that she's married to Jared Kushner. I mean, why else would she be shopping a the Astor Place K-Mart? If she still lived Uptown should could just hit Gracious Home.

Michael J. Fox is as cool as cucmber at the Giants game...


Is it weird that whenver I see a picture of MJ Fox all I can think about is that FAMILY TIES episode when he uses speed?

I feel visually molested just looking at this picture...


How can any girl in their right mind sleep with Mickey Rourke? I wonder what he would have looked like if he didn't get the plastic surgery.

Back to her svelte self...


Nicole Richie, at the March of Dimes 24th Annual Celebration looks amazing and perfectly svelte... (in a none crazy post-pregnancy way like Ellen Pompeo.)

Others may find her to be quirky...


But I enjoy Zooey Deschanel. I especially like what she wore to the Hamilton behind the camera awards at the Highland.

Thank god for NYC major global warming weather right now...


I mean, if it were really as cold as November usually is, would they still have Emily Blunt dressed ina sundress for THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU?

If you are this hot, why would you cheat with a stripper?


Seriously, Josh Duhamel is so hot, why would he need to cheat with a stripper? For now, I'm not buying the whole cheating story.

I mean, Chris Martin isn't even hot and he supposedly cheated with Kate Bosworth... Think about how much better Josh Duhamel could do? (However, Gwyneth's star power is much more than Fergie's.)

Gluten Free Journal: Day EIGHTY-NINE (day 34)


I'm officially the biggest idiot on Earth. Lady V and I stopped by Jamba Juice en route to Coco's yesterday morning and we had shots of wheatgrass...Um, WHAT PART of "WHEAT" did I not pickup as being GLUTEN? Actually, scratch that.. I just googled wheatgrass and apparently it is gluten free... PHEW!

BREAKFAST: Shot of wheatgrass.
BRUNCH: One Cheeseburger roll (contains gluten) and a chicken salad from Delicatessen.
DINNER: Chicken Tikki Masala with brown rice from Wholefoods.

January Jones to host SNL this week...


Um, SOCIALITELIFE had this pic of her at LAX.. She looks GORGEOUS with or without makeup.. LOVES IT!

You are Tom Cruise's beard, why aren't you dripping in diamonds...


Seriously, why isn't Kate Holmes accessorizing this black dress? Is she trying to draw people's attention to her fierce clavicles? Katie, people would still notice your bones even if you had some bling to adorn them... Next time you hit the Stage Directors and Choreographers Society 50 year Anniversary celebration in NYC, step it up a notch with some Van Cleef.

They are starting to annoy...


I mean, why does Russell Brand need to stand like this.. Is he trying to prove that his "the man" after his one-man show at the Royal Albert Hall in London?

Beyonce, walks like an Egyptian...


Random that the paparazzi would find Beyonce looking at the Giza pyramids in Egypt but whatevs...Totes makes for an interesting 'razzi shot.

They can't fight this feeling....


Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green... is it just me or do you like them as a couple?

Violet loves pink...


I would think with a name like "Violet" you'd enjoy the color "violet".. I guess NOT SO MUCH for little Miss Affleck.

Who put Eva Mendes in this outfit?


Love the skirt and love a crisp white button down however this skirt is too busy in front for a button down. Do we think Rachel Zoe dressed Eva for the BAD LIEUTENANT special sreening in NYC? What is going on with Eva Mendes these days?

Um, I guess Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't dunzo...


Would a dunzo couple go to the Jay-Z concert together? I think not.

KAGE is having a sale....

Two chunkballs at the Fantastic Mr. Fox screening...


Wait, I never thought Tom Colicchio was Mario Batali sized but at the Mario Batali hosted screening of the FANTASTIC MR.FOX, they look like they could borrow each others clothes.

Mariah needs to dress right for her body type...


Seriously, Mariah, who put you in this outfit?

I don't know if I want to see a movie where Julia Roberts...


...dresses like this.. I mean, I understand that EAT, PRAY, LOVE isn't about couture but, still.

Hearting me some Dakota Fanning....


I used to find Dakota Fanning to be an eerie child. She was way too precocious for her own good. Now, I absolutely HEART her.

Leo and the Lakers...


Do you think Leo, Kevin, random guy and Tobey are looking at an embarrassing text that a girl sent Leo?

Taylor Swift is all smiles after her SNL gig...


And she should be. Her monologue was hysterically and all of her bits were funny to boot... Heart this girl even more now.

Fergie is also all smiles...


...Like why would Josh Duhamel cheat on Fergie with a stripper. Based on Fergie's smile in London she's either putting on a brave face or the stripper allegations are utter horseshit.

Do we think this is a "Chuck" outfit...


...or Ed Westwick's street clothes?

Is this the face of someone who has been cheated on?


If Chris Martin really did cheat on Gwyneth Paltrow, she doesn't seem to be sweating it...Seriously, why sort of idiot would cheat on Gwyneth?

Don't mess with Kristen Dunst...


Is she planning on beating the paparazzi with this stick?

From the set of WALL STREET 2...


They are filming in BDubb's office building down in the Financial District. Perhaps this fancy dress benefit scene is why Shia was snapped walking around in his tux.

I've loved John Cusask since 'Nam..


I mean, I even thought he was cute in ONE CRAZY SUMMER... (wasn't into him in 16 CANDLES)... I think he's aged well and is quite dashing.. Who is he dating? I feel like he's been low-key since his relationship with Neve Campbell.

Connor Cruise out and about in Boston...


Do people in Hollywood not believe in school? Shouldn't this beast be in high school rather than going for jogs with his pops and step-mom?

The Jonas Brothers give Gianfranco Ferre a bad name...


Seriously, why is it the two oldest brothers make everything look bad and the younger one, Nick, always looks good.

Would PETA approve of Kate Moss' jacket?

I can't keep track with who is on board with PETA and who isn't... I want to say that this is prob real fur.. Either way, the coat is amazing and I want one.

Shia even looks sexy in a penguin suit..


Truth be told, I fancy men in tuxedos... And Shia, well Shia looks amazing in this skinny tuxedo of his.

Sienna Miller, walks her dog.. once again...


Seriously, all Sienna seems to do is act on Broadway and walk her dog.. What a boring way to pass the time in NYC slash I suppose this is what real actresses do (unlike LaLohan who is only photographed shopping and exiting clubs).

SONG OF THE DAY: Handsome Furs - All We Want Baby Is Everything

Courtesy of AD...AD, who is getting married in T-5 days.

Now, this is a normal travel outfit....


Again, Reese Witherspoon, (aka: Kelly and SR's future bestie) can do no fashion wrong. Love her airport ensemble.

Not only do I heart MAD MEN's Jon Hamm...


I sweat on John Slattery. He's in town filming THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU with Matt Damon.. Did you know that the woman who plays John Slattery's ex-wife on MAD MEN, Talia Balsam, is his wife in true life? LOVES!

I love that Dakota Fanning can go from...


...cheerleading high school beauty to platform wearing minx.

She needs to hire Rachel Zoe back...


Debra Messing wore a black tent to the 38th Annual Humanitarian Awards... Fashion FAIL.

Kate Bosworth, the other woman?


I mean, I think Kate Bosworth is pretty and much like Gwyneth she is a blonde actress but do you really think Chris Martin would cheat on his wife with Kate at a Vegas U2 concert?

Taking in some rugby...


Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy took in a rugby match over the weekend. Not gonna lie, not the best picture of Chelsy.

Katy and Russell in London....


It seems like these two can't go anywhere without being snapped... This relationship is the best thing to happen to Russell's career in the States.

Who knew those baby slings could look so manly?


Cam Gigandent was snapped out and about with his baby.... Cam makes those baby slings look dead good.

The Vampire and Werewolf head to Paris...



Obvi the werewolf (Kelly's fave) was styled for this flight.... The preemie vampire, not so much.

Keeping up with the Kardashians, WEDDING...


So, I caught a bit of the two hour episode last night and I have to admit, I CRIED... I can't help but shed a tear when they talk about their dad and I see them cry...

Kristen Stewart does some good...


Over the weekend, KStew attended the JDRF Walk to Cure Diabetes event at Dodgers Stadium... She loves a good side knot on her tee's.

Even if you don't like Robert Pattinson...


...you have to admit that preemie vampire still looks good in a press conference picture which is untouched and he's slouching in...

Christina Ricci has bangs again, thank goodness!


So happy to see that Christina is covering up that five-head with some bangs...

Who does Michael Douglas' color?


Michael Douglas, on the set of WALL STREET 2, has the most amazing color for an older man. Whoever does it should give themselves a pat on the back.

Booze tears for LaLohan?


Oh, Lindsay.. it's never a good sign when you are leaving a club crying... Lohan needs to get off the sauce.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The best leggings on Earth...


Whilst at Saks on Saturday I was perusing the Ellie Tahari section where I spied these amazing leggings. Then I overheard these girls saying that they were the best leggings and they were opaque and sucked everything in... So, today, I brought Coco and her mom, Mrs C over to the Tahari store in Soho to check them out... Um, Coco, who has tried every legging around confirmed that these were in deed, "the best leggings". Priced at $58, they seem to be a bargain.

Oh, and Mrs C... thank you so much for surprising me with a pair of them.

From the Four Seasons to L'ermitage....


Per X17online, this photo of Robert Pattinson is of him leaving his hotel, The Four Seasons in Beverly Hills and going over to Kristen Stewarts at L'ermitage?

1. She has a home in LA, why is she staying in a hotel?
2. They are both promoting the same movie why don't they stay in the same hotel? It would save them from being busted "sneaking" about.
3. Do they realize if they just came out of the dating closet, people would stop caring slash would be less into their life?

Whilst Rihanna's 20/20 was airing...


...her gorgeous arse was out showing the world that she is 100% fabulous slash stole her outfit from one of the Village People.

Why is Suri always underdressed?



I found these pictures of Suri and Katie visiting Tom in Boston over the weekend. WHY IS EVERYONE AROUND SURI IN WINTER GEAR AND SHE IN A SUMMER DRESS? Does her body temp run higher than the normal person because Katie was secretly impregnated by L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm (as some conspiracy theorist have tossed out)?



Also, what is going on with the outfit change? Did they shop on Newbury and she decided to change dresses? To see more pics of Suri and Katie in Boston check out SOCIALITE LIFE.

Gluten Free Journal: DAY EIGHTY-SEVEN/EIGHTY-EIGHT (Day 32/33)

GLUTEN FREE: DAY EIGHTY-SEVEN


Lady V is finally in town.. I can't believe it's been two years since I last saw her.. Weird as we talk almost everyday. Anyhoot, despite my tragic migraine I went to dinner with her and her friends, Nicky Pops and R. We hit up Bilboquet and it was HEAVEN!!!!

BREAKFAST: Nothing
LUNCH: Black beans and steak.
DINNER: Foie Gras terrine (I cheated on the gluten free) and Poulet Cajun with salad.
DESSERT: Chocolate mousse and apple tart tartin.
BOOZE: Two dirty's.. I would have had more but I tried not to drink at dinner and gave in mid-way through.



GLUTEN FREE: DAY EIGHTY-EIGHT

I started my Saturday morning with acupuncture. I hadn't been in awhile and I realized that ACUPUNCTURE IS THE BEST THING EVER. I literally left that the acupuncture table and felt like a new woman, as if a weight that I didn't realize I was carrying was now off my shoulders. Who knew that having needles from the tips of my toes all the way up to the top off my head would leave me utterly refreshed and reinvigorated.




After my appointment I went up to Melon's to meet Lady V. Not gonna lie, going from healthy acupuncture to Melon's prob wasn't the best decision but seriously, their fromage-burger with a side of mayo and bbq was well worth it... Plus the face time and all the walking and shopping with Lady V.. Heart you!

BREAKFAST: Nothing
LUNCH: Melon's fromage-burger with cottage fries.
DINNER: Edamame, a few bites of rock shrimp tempura and sushi.
DESSERT: Green-tea creme brulee.
BOOZE: Somehow each of us ended up drinking our own 750ml bottle of sake..

Twix, thanks for sending me this lovely picture of Central Park on a Sunday afternoon....


But seriously, it's not motivation enough to get me to move Uptown... Love you though!!! xoxo

Sunday Celeb Sighting: Dolce and Gabbana...


Apres brunch, Lady V and I popped into Dean & Delucca. I told her about these "Brooklyn Blackout Cupcakes" that I bought for Kage the other day.. Kage said they were TO DO FOR so I suggested Lady V try them... Above is a picture of Lady V's cupcake. She said it might look like fudge vomit but it was delicious....


When we were in line to pay, I smelled pungent cologne and realized a "Euro" was in front of us... Actually, it was three Euros... Dolce & Gabanna along with some boytoy-esque assistant. They also had two bodyguards in tow at the front of the store... Why do two Italian designers need bodyguards...especially when they have a boytoy in tow?

What did the Italians buy at Dean & Delucca? Double espressos and loads of cookies and candies.

What did the two Italians think of Lady V and myself? Domenico Dolce smiled at Lady V whilst Stefano Gabbana looked me up and down and was mentally thinking "this is what I hate about America", as he stared at my topsiders, hoodie and khaki capri ensemble....

Having her cake and eating it too...



I just asked Lady V how Keely Shaye Smith Brosnan must feel about being , how do I say this delicately, larger than her husband, who happens to be a former James Bond... Lady V's response, "she's having her cake and eating it too."... I concur.

Berocca is my best friend...


So, Lady V and myself popped over to Coco's this morning and I took an effervescent Berocca tablet before Lady V and I went to brunch at Delicatessen. Honestly, I've never had more energy in my entire life.. And it's energy without the nervous giddy feeling. I think Berocca may be my new best friend.

The difference between UK drug ads and drug ads in America....

Lady V suggested I try this Berocca... I've noticed that everything she recommends I try from the UK gives you "lots of energy"... she said, "well everything in America either helps you sleep or makes you poop".. point well taken.

Taylor Swift Firelight Twilight Spoof HD SNL Parody

Um, this why I heart Taylor Swift so...

When did Jen Garner decide to glam it up?


Jen, back in LA, is looking much more glam than she has in awhile.. LOVES it!

Zac Efron goes clubbing...


Zac Efron hit LA's MI-6 with a bunch of guy friends. Where was his lame arse gf? She's been MIA lately, hopefully this means they are dunzo.

At the LA NEW MOON press conference....


What are Taylor and Kristen wearing? I feel like I appreciated Kristen's TWILIGHT press conference outfits a lot more than the crap she's been wearing for NEW MOON.. and Taylor, what is up with the velvet vest? Would Taylor Swift approve? To see more pictures from the LA press conference, check out POPSUGAR.

Kristen Stewart makes smoking look manly....


There is something quite unrefined about Kristen Stewart... Even when she smokes, she looks like a man.. (I mean, that haircut doesn't help things)... This pic was taken during a press junket in LA. How many smoke breaks do you think she took?

Is Adam Brody dating at Cheerio?


Adam Brody is in town filming THE ROMANTICS and he was spotted grabbing coffee with Dianna Agron, the head Cherrio on GLEE. Do we think they are just friends or perhaps a bit more?

Julianne Moore will guest star on 30Rock?


Another reason why I love Julianne Moore..Do we think she'll play Alec Baldwin's love interest?

Hamm in Vancouver...


Jon Hamm.. DEAD HOT... Enough said!

Dunst is a Yankee's fan?


Do I like the fact that she hasn't had her teeth fixed yet or not? Also, is Kristen Dunst really a Yankee's fan or did she put on this cap cause she ran into the papparazzi at LAX and was having a bad hair day?

Posh works out with makeup on...


Posh was snapped in her new Range Rover heading to the gym.. Really, all this makeup plus sweating at the gym cannot be good for your skin.

Robert Pattinson on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair...



Um, I need to hit Hudson News to check out the pictures in this issue.

Saturday Night Sighting.. Taylor Momsen....


Nicky-Pop, Lady V and myself spotted Taylor Momsen avec an older man (and by "older", I mean "older" for her.. so he was like in his late-20's, early-30's) walking out of Emporio Aramani on Broadway at 10pm.

1. Why was Emporio Armani opened so late?
2. Why was she wearing basically NOTHING (like thigh-high's and mini) and a big puffy coat.. WEAR SOME MORE LAYERS!
3. Why wasn't she out with fellow TEENAGERS?

Friday, November 6, 2009

We Are Douchebags

Twix just sent me this link... Here's a weekend funny for you.

Derek at Minka on his float....


Minka Kelly stood proudly by her man, Derek Jeter at the Yankees parade....Kate must've been around somewhere.

Did the Kushner's not honeymoon?


Are Jared and Ivanka such work-a-holics that they didn't even take a honeymoon? I mean, they had time for two weddings but no fun in the sun? Here Ivanka is at the "Kingdom of New York" book launch at Longchamp. What do we think of her dress?

Colin Ferrell lunches in Seville, Spain...


Looking at him in this picture, all I can think of is dirty cigarettes...

A-Rod and Jay-Z hit the Parade...


I heart that Jay-Z was on the float with A-Rod... Where were his other two fans, Kate Hudson and Kurt Russell?

If she wants to be a man, that's fine...


But, if you are going to spend all that money to change your bits, why wouldn't Chaz Bono get a little stomach staple at the same time? Just asking.

Although GOSSIP GIRL has been a major FAIL this season...


I may have to continue watching GOSSIP GIRL to find out WHY BART BASS isn't dead! (Well, I'm assuming from this picture he isn't dead.. If they have him come back as a "ghost" than GOSSIP GIRL is dumber than I thought.)

Hearting Blair's coat...


Coco, you need this coat.

Kelly, is his NEW MOON pastiness making you vomit?


Oh, Edward Cullen slash Robert Pattinson... Two weeks until I go crazels at the movie theatre.

Sayonara, Zoe...


After spending all last season waivering about leaving Rachel Zoe, Taylor Jacobson is actually going at it on her own...Hmm, I feel like she has better style that Rachel. I wonder if she'll steal all her clients?

I can't decide if these things are embarrassing or genius...


The other day I rang up Kelly. We don't usually talk on the phone cause we tendn to email each other about 100x's a day.. We've both been busy with work so we haven't been able to email and I missed. As i Called, she was going through a catalog and found these purse hangers. She thinks they are 100% wrong but now I'm not sure. What do you think of these suckers? If you want one check out the link Kelly sent me.

Don't the golf courses in LA have dress codes?


Justin Timberlake hit the links in a FAIL golf outfit... Collared shirt, how hard is that to throw one of those on, Justin?

Posh doesn't want to be photographed...


Posh and Becks went out for dinner and for some reason she doesn't want to be photogrpahed. BOO!

Regis Philbin hits the streets of NYC.....


Why is he orange?

Amy Adams at the BAFTA Britannia Awards in LA...


Again, I can't tell how she looks cause of the AA on the marquee behind her. TRAGIC.

Hhhm, how did Olivia sit through PRECIOUS last night...


...if she was also on the red carpet with Leighton Meester for that book launch?

True Blood does Paris...


And Alexander Skarsgard and his mini bowtie were there...Ugh, he's dreamy.

Olivia Palermo at the NYC PRECIOUS screening..


Do you think she understood the movie, at all? I'm thinking she just showed up to be photographed on the red carpet.

This picture made me vomit in my mouth a little bit...


There is nothing more unattractive than Jon Gosselin doing yoga...

What has Julia Stiles been up to?


Aside from walking around NYC's Soho, where has Julia Stiles been lately? The last movie I can remember seeing her in is, THE PRINCE AND ME.

So many things wrong with this picture, so little time...


The eyebrows, the top, the tan.. Oh, Pamela Anderson.

Katy Perry's sexy on-stage outfit....


Clearly she wants everyone to stare at the "heart".

Is Ellen really tiny...


or is Oprah as large as the box Ellen is in?

Have you ever heard of GARDEN & GUN magazine?


I had never heard of it but my friend, LAO, who lives in Charleston, SC, just asked me for my mailing address so she could send me a copy. Not going to lie, my interest in piqued.

Cate, I'm sorry we didn't see Madonna and Naomi Watts at the Waverly Inn....


Madonna and Naomi Watts dined at the Waverly Inn last night. I wonder if their short ribs were sub-par as well.

Whattup with Kelly Lynch's outfit...


I feel like the dress would've been great but that jacket with it, FAIL.

Rather than clubbing and Twitter fighting with her dad...


Perhaps LaLohan should head to rehab. Seriously, if you are Twitter fighting with your dad about your "drinking and drugging issues" and still going out at night, you might be proving your crazels pops right.

Gluten Free Journal: DAY EIGHTY-FIVE AND SIX (Day 30/31)....


DAY EIGHTY-SIX

Last night T-Mac, GDubbs, Libs and myself hit up Boqueria and 675 Bar. Actually, before dinner, Coco and I took a trip to Saks to check out their faux sale and to outfit one of my guy friends. He needed a new winter jacket and I picked out this Belstaff number.



Okay, so the belt sucks but sans the belt, my guy friend looked beyond sexy. Coco and I were dying.. Sadly my guy friend wasn't into this jacket (but, he did buy a gorge Rag&Bone number). I have a feeling he may change his mind. "GUY FRIEND", IF YOU ARE READING THIS, BUY THE JACKET!

BREAKFAST: Nothing
LUNCH: Blood sausage with potato galette and some FF's from L'express
DINNER: Tortilla Espanol, Paella, Pork Belly, Queso, Jamon Serrano, basically everything I ordered for the table at Boqueria.


DAY EIGHTY-FIVE
BREAKFAST: Chobani with strawberry
SNACK:Walnuts
LUNCH: A cup of Hale and Hearty broccoli, cheddar and potato soup.. It was gluten free and it wasn't good.
DINNER:Leftovers at KAGE's

Rita Wilson, this is not your best look...


Sometime a lady just has to dress her age... This is not an appropriate outfit for Mrs Tom Hanks' age.

Does Shia wear one of two outfits in WALL STREET 2?


Shia was just snapped waering this outfit, which I had seen him in before... He does look foxy though.

Do you think Tom Ford dresses Colin Firth?


Colin has been looking extra foxing whilst promoting A CHRISTMAS CAROL and last night, at the AFI premiere of A SINGLE MAN. I'm back into swooning over him.

Ugh, the AA marquee is ruining Emily Blunt's red carpet moment...


Emily Blunt flew back fo LA for the BAFTA Britannia Awards. I can't tell if I like her dress or not cause I'm distracted by the tragic marquee.

SJP covers ELLE...


Do we think Olivia Palermo had anything to with this SJP on the cover? Does she even still work at Elle? I need to check out the masthead.

Halle and Gabriel are back home....


Coco saw Halle and Gabriel, sans Nahla, at Bergdorfs last week. She said Gabriel is beyond hot... (I added the "beyond" bit.)

Is Cavallari trying to be Lady Gaga in this lace number?


Kristin Cavallari busted out a lace number for the Breeders Cup Winners Circle in LA...She's annoying and boring. THE HILLS have never seem so BLAH.

Suri sans bottle....


I don't have kids yet but I'm going to throw it out there, a 3 year-old sucking on a bottle is NOT GOOD NEWS.... I suppose, what Suri wants, Suri gets, including a bottle. I'm happy to see Suri's hair in a ponytail.

Is Leighton stepping out on Sebastian Stan?


No, she's not.. She was just out with costume designer, Eric Daman at the "You know you want it: Style Inspiration-Confidence" book launch. Plus, let's be honest here, anyone wearing a little scarf around his neck like this has to be as gay as x-mas.

Another gorgeous couple...


Dev patel and Freid Pinto hit the BAFTA Brittania awards in LA. Why don't Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson take a page from these two and come out of the dating closet?

Also at the A SINGLE MAN screening...


Is it fair for two people, like Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford, to be this good looking?

Ginnifer Goodwin looks PHENOM!!!


Can we discuss how PHENOM Ginnifer Goodwin looks at the screening of A SINGLE MAN in LA? I mean, STUNNING.

JCrew online 20% sale.

I might loathe Kristen Stewart even more now...


1. Who is the guy driving her around?
2. Feet on the dashboard... FAIL.. It is one of my biggest pet-peeves.
3. What's with the outfit? For some who claims to adore Chanel, she dresses like she shops solely at Urban Outfitters.

How do six people eat $47k worth of food?


I didn't realize how pricey NELLO on NYC's Madison Avenue is.. Um, Mett's, I want to go here next time you are in town... M2 sent me this link about Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich $47k lunch for 6. ARE YOU DYING?

The MOST HITS EVER!!!!


Yesterday I had the most hits ever.. THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING MY MUSINGS!!!!!

I need to start running...


I'm finally with Lady V and couldn't be happier... Actually, I could be.. If I were as skinny as she is, I'd be happier to see her... Lady V is so dead skinny I'm pea green with envy. I wonder if this is cause of all that running she keeps on doing? If so, I'm going to start running, TODAY.

Tyra Banks and her fanny pack....


I don't care that it's a Gucci fanny pack, a fanny pack is a fanny pack and those things are simply WRONG!

Rachel Bilson dresses up for Staples....



What do we think of the boots? I sorta think they are a FAIL but what do I know?

Jennifer Garner dresses up, a little bit....


Jen Garner, snapped at leaving the Poppy store in Brentwood, actually has heels on... I'm shocked she didn't rock a pair of sneaks with this dress.

Is this what people normally look like when they exit a car?


If so, exiting cars is dead unattractive... I love how Drew Barrymore's sunglass frames perfectly match her skirt... I'm also loving her neon Casio watch..

Did Chloe steal this outfit from the BIG LOVE wardrobe dept?


Usually I think Chloe is gorge but in this picture, NOT SO MUCH.

I enjoy a guy who wears TOMS....


Zac Efron was rocking TOMS the other day so maybe I like him more that I like Robert Pattinson? TOMS are those shoes that for every one you buy, they give a pair of shoes to a child in need....It's a total win-win.. GET INTO IT... To purchase a pair of TOMS check out WHOLE BODY (usually attached to larger WHOLE FOODS) or check out the TOMS website here.

Beyonce is Red....


Beyonce, at the MTV Europe Awards, totes showed her sexy side when she performed. If she wears this kind of stuff on stage, what do you think she wears for Jay-z at home?

Anna Paquin is in that movie with Katie Holmes...


I'm going to throw it out there, this picture must've been shot pre pitstop to makeup trailer....

SONG OF THE DAY: The xx - Crystalised

This one is from AD... who, is getting married to m2 in EIGHT DAYS!!!