Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Bachelor: Ali is dunzo...


Honestly, I don't know if I can watch Vienna much longer. Not only does her personality bother me but I hate her white trash hair.. Speaking of white trash, is it just me or was everyone's family a little trashy? Also, how is it possible that all the Bachelorette's are the only cute ones in their family? (Okay, the one from Staten Island, Gia, her mom is somewhat cute but those accents are too distracting) I don't get it.

I also can't believe that Ali left... I really liked her. I hope she somehow comes back again and Vienna does something to get the boot. If Jake ends up proposing to Vienna, I will shank myself with a shiv.

I'm not into Matt Damon's wardrobe..


...for the new movie he's filming in London, THE HEREAFTER.

Angelina Jolie in Haiti...


Angelina may not have been at George Clooney's telethon, but she is doing her part for Haiti. She's actually down there speaking to victims...

Elin takes the kids out...


A day after Charlie's first birthday, Elin was spotted holding both kids as she brings them to a doctor's appointment in Windermere, Florida.

Miranda Kerr grabs a bite at Icebergs..


Super-svelte Mirando Kerr stepped out for a bite to eat at Icebergs at Bondi Beach. Hearts the Fendi purse.

A little fun in the snow for the Beckham boys....


Brooklyn and Cruz had a laugh as they played in the snow in Italy. It is supposed to snow something fierce in NYC. Fingers crossed we have a snow day.

Katie is in NYC...


Katie Holmes is back in NYC. Let's hope that coat-adverse Suri is someplace warmer.

Beyonce can do no wrong...


Beyonce is down in Rio filming a video for Alicia Keys, PUT IT IN A LOVE SONG... I die for her outfit.. DIE!

Rihanna in Tokyo...


Rihanna went from singing in Miami, the day before the Super Bowl to Tokyo.. Heart the fur.

Want to know what Gisele Bundchen's baby looks like?


Finally, a picture of littlel Benjamin.

Taylor Swift keeps it cute Down Under...


Actually, I take that back. I might be anti her dress.

Renee Zellweger brings her limp hair to Berlin...



Renee Zellweger wasn't at the VALENTINE'S DAY premiere cause she's in Berlin for the 60th Annual Berlin International Film Festival.

What is Joe Jonas wearing?


Joe Jonas went for a spin on his bike. There are so many things wrong with this picture. The least of which being the purity ring.

Jake Gyllenhaal at the Lakers v Spurs game..


I love how everyone in this picture has their mouth open.. Even the duder behind Jake.

Snooki and her Juicehead..


Snooki has found herself an Ed Hardy loving juicehead. SICK AND WRONG!

Carolina Herrera is chic as always...


Carolina Herrera looked gorgeous in her fur for the Haiti benefit last night. I don't think she ever has a bad day. I worship her and her line.

I used to think Topher Grace was cute...


But I'm totes NOT into this spiky hair thing he's got going on at the premiere of VALENTINE'S DAY.. are you?

Two Roberts hit the VALENTINE'S DAY premiere...


Julia Roberts along with niece, Emma Roberts (father is Eric Roberts, Julia's estranged brother), hit the red carpet for VALENTINE'S DAY... Heart them both.

Jessica Alba's VALENTINE'S DAY premiere outfit.. yea or nay?


Hearting the dress and shoes.. Hating the hair.

Brooklyn Decker covers Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue...


This morning, on the TODAY SHOW, Brooklyn Decker compared landing the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue to the feeling of euphoria the Saints must've felt after they won the Super Bowl. Interesting.

Casual in Rio...


Beyonce was photographed on the deck of her hotel room in Rio. Loves her.

What is Patrick Dempsey wearing at the VALENTINE'S DAY premiere?


This Zoot Suit inpsired outfit gets a big ole, NOT SO MUCH from moi.

Drew Barrymore running errands in LA...


Shocked that her sidekick, Justin Long, isn't with her. They seem to be attached at the hip.

Stylish Sevigny...


Chloe Sevigny struck a stylish post at the 23rd annual Second Stage Theatre All-Star Bowling Classic at Lucky Strike Lanes in NYC. She loves a good high-waisted pant and I heart her for that.

Bradley Cooper steps out for VALENTINE'S DAY....


Can we discuss how gorgeous Bradley Cooper's blue eyes are? Shame they are wasted on Zellweger.

GFJ (67-69) ALL YOU CAN DRINK BRUNCH SPOTS....

On Sunday, GDubbs and I had brunch at Diablo Royale. To our surprise, they had a $20 all you can drink brunch. HOW AMAZING IS THAT? Then this morning, Juanita sent me a link to all these ALL YOU CAN DRINK brunch pots from WINED AND DINED. Heaven.


Barbounia - Saturday and Sunday from 11:00 AM to 4:00 PM. Patrons will be able to enjoy an unlimited flow of champagne cocktails for $12 to accompany any one of their dishes. Unlimited cocktail options include mimosa, belini, kir or parasol.

Kittichai – $20 prix fixe featuring standard brunch items that includes unlimited Kittichai brunch cocktails. Weekends from 11am-2:45pm. Includes passion fruit bellinis, bloody mary’s and blood orange mimosas. Also over the weekends the restaurant also offers a frequently changing three-course lunch prix fixe available for $20 per person or $32 with wine pairings.

Vamos! – Add $6 to any entree for all you can drink frozen margaritas during brunch.Saturday and Sunday from 11 AM to 4 PM.

Southern Hospitality - Endless mimosas and bloody mary’s for $11.95 with purchase of brunch entree. Every Saturday & Sunday during Brunch 11:30pm-3pm.

Il Bastardo – Saturdays and Sundays from 12-4pm. Add $15 for AYCD, unlimited champagne, mimosas, screwdrivers or bloody mary’s. Prices have gone up a bit and the place has been a bit more crowded lately since it was featured on The Hills and The City…hasn’t stopped us, though.

Mercadito Cantina — Offers brunch goers their choice of entrée and unlimited cocktails, wine, mimosas, sangria or beer for two hours for $21 (this deal only offered at location at 172 Ave B)

Poco — $22 for any brunch item (hear that the poco benedict, lobster mac n cheese and salmon blt are the way to go) + all you can drink mimosas, bloody marys and sangria. No time limit.

SarahJames Speakeasy – Ask your server for the bottomless mimosa special, and then after you buy the first one, all the refills are on the house!

Cafecita Bogota – Unlimited brunch drinks for $12.50 + you get your choice of brunch entree. Lasts til 6pm!

Bia Garden — For $15, which includes a brunch entrée, you get two hours to of unlimited bottles of Southeast Asian beer. Tsingtao (China), Tiger (Singapore) and Kingfisher (India).

East of Eighth — Limitless Mimosa’s, signature eggs, omelettes, salads, pastas, hamburgers & much more. Available heated outdoor dining area. Saturday & Sunday 12-4pm, ($15.95).

PS 450 — $20 Endless Brunch = any brunch menu item with unlimited bloody marys, mimosas, or bellinis. Or $12 for any brunch item + one drink.

S.O.B.’s – Bossa Nova Sunday Brunch = 3-course prix-fixe brunch w/ open sangria bar for $26.99/person. Seatings at 12 and 12:30 and 2 and 2:30.

City Lobster & Steak – The Times Square Brunch = choose any brunch item (most priced b/t $13-16) & add $5 for Unlimited Champagne, Mimosas, Bellinis, or Bloody marys.

Paradou – Saturdays and Sundays 11am-4pm. We’d describe it for you since we’ve been a few times, but they do a better job — “Belinis, Mimosas, Kir Royales, and more!!! All you can drink!!! Your choice of Entree. The amazing Really Big Burger!!! The fan-tabulous Wake ‘n’ Bake!!! The luscious Quiches!!! The mysterious Shakshuka!!! How much you ask? All yours for $29!!” Here’s the brunch menu

The Sunburnt Cow – Widely known to be the biggest Sunday party in town, arrive early if you want to take advantage of the $15 Endless Brunch…

Yerba Buena – Recently named one of NYC’s best new restaurants in NYMag’s “Best of New York” issue, here you can get unlimited bellinis, mimosas and jalapeno bloody mary’s for just $12 (menu says there’s a 1-hour limit, but we were there recently and they let us go quite a bit longer). Recommend making a reservation, but we had a great time sitting at the bar.

Zerza — Brunch entree + Free refills on our mimosas w. your brunch for $13.95

Arte Cafe – Saturdays and Sundays from 10am-4pm, add $12 to your brunch selection and get unlimited champagne, mimosas, screwdrivers, strawberry sangria, bloody mary’s or peach bellinis

Vintage - $16-20 brunch item plus unlimited bellinis, mimosas, or bloody marys.

The East End — Sat-Sun from 12-4pm, $11.95 Free drink with your meal or upgrade to UNLIMITED drinks for only $10! (2hr max)

Hudson Diner - $10.95 brunch item plus unlimited mimosas or bloody marys

Roberto Passon – A mere $8 addition to your bill gets you unlimited Champagne, Mimosa, Screwdriver, Bloody Mary, Strawberry, Kiwi or Peach Bellini.

Maracas Mexican – The party starts at noon here on Saturdays and Sundays where $14.95 gets you a brunch food item + unlimited frozen margaritas, bloody mary’s and mimosas. Commenter Steve says, “Half a block from BLP is Maracas, serving a Mexican AYCD brunch for just $15. ($10 w/o drinks.) Entrees are pretty good-haad a good breakfast burrito and huevos rancheros. They also have the bloodies, mimosas, and frozen margs (regular or strawberry). The bloodies were not that good when I tried them, other drinks are fine.”

Double Crown: Brunch item + All You Care to Drink DIY Bloody Mary’s for $32. Brunch served Saturday and Sunday from 11am-3:30pm

Waterstone Grill – For $10 extra, add unlimited bloody mary’s, mimosas and champagne to your $10.95 prix-fixe brunch

Philip Marie - Unlimited mimosas with your meal on Saturdays (11am-4pm) for $16.95 and unlimited bloody mary’s with your meal on Sundays (11am-4pm) for $16.95

Beacon – Sundays from 10:30am-2:30pm, get bottomless wood-roasted bloody mary’s for $11

Bondi Road – Soho sister of E. Village’s Sunburnt Cow. Same great $15 AYCD Sunday Brunch special.

Cafe 50 West – $15 Bottomless Brunch every Saturday and Sunday from 11am-3pm

Regate Bistro - Thanks to commenter lesider who informed us that you can get any brunch item + unlimited drink for $16

Steak Frites - Saturday and Sunday between 11:30am-4:30pm. $15.95 for brunch item + unlimited mimosa and bloody mary’s

L’Asso – Saturday and Sunday Brunch. $15 for a brunch entree + a coffee + mimosa or beer or wine.$20 for unlimited booze

Tre – For $17 (cash only) you get any brunch item + unlimited champagne, mimosas or bellinis

Tapeo 29 – Saturdays and Sundays from 11am-5pm. Unlimited bloody marys, screwdrivers and mimosas (website doesn’t give prices)

H.K. Cafe – Offers unlimited bloody marys, mimosas, screwdrivers, Bellinis, or Champagne, for $12.95 with any entrée, Sat.—Sun., 9 a.m.—5 p.m. Cash only. Check out our review here.

Calle Ocho – Saturday and Sunday brunches include AYCD Sangria…and there are about 6-7 varieties offered

Blockheads – $10.95 gets you a brunch item + unlimited champagne or mimosas

Bone Lick Park – Thanks to commenter Steve for the following: “AYCD brunch from about $13-16. Entrees include delicious beef ribs, turkey sausage on a muffin, pulled pork, fried oysters, plus a few omelet/waffle choices. Most of these come with very tasty eggs, au gratin potatoes or cheese grits, and some nice mini blueberry muffins. They also offer a big burger or fried chicken! Drinks include bloodies, mimosas, and frozen margs. ($1 extra for a strawberry or mango marg.) This place has become popular, and also has sidewalk seating. On Greenwich Ave at 7th Ave (by 11th St.), next to 2 Boots pizza. Brunch served on Sat and Sun.”

La Palette - AYCD brunch for $13.95

Nero – $24.95 gets you a brunch item + unlimited champagne, bellinis, mimosas, bloody’s or screwdrivers.

Film Center Cafe – All brunch menu items are $11.95. Add just $8 for unlimited champagne, mimosas, bellinis, bloody mary’s, sangria, screwdrivers and frozen margs, oh my.

Intermezzo – Same deal as Il Bastardo. Add $15 for unlimited champagne, mimosas and bloody mary’s.

Sotto Voce (B’lyn) - Sat.–Sun., 10 a.m.–4 p.m.; $12.95 prix-fixe brunch includes unlimited mimosas, champagne or bloody mary’s.

Artepasta (W. Village) – Noon til 4pm on Sundays, all brunch items are $10 and for $5 more you get unlimited mimosas and champagne

Garage - Jazzy Brunch on Saturdays and Sundays from 11am-4pm. Choice of $15.95 for brunch item + 1 drink or add $6 for unlimited mimosas, screwdrivers and bloody mary’s

Lasagna Ristorante (3 locations) – $12.95 for brunch items and add $7 for unlimited drinks

Puttanesca – Brunch food items are $12 and for another $12 you get unlimited champagne, mimosa, screwdriver, bloody mary, strawberry or peach bellini

Harry’s Cafe & Steak - Unlimited Champagne Brunch from 12-4pm. 4 different kinds of champagne cocktails served, including kir royale, blood orange mimosa and bellini.

El Azteca - $11.95 includes brunch item + unlimited sangria or regular frozen margaritas

The Sixth Ward - Unlimited mimosas and brunch item for $13.95

Dolce Vita – $20 gets you unlimited Mimosas or Bellinis at Brunch with a choice of entree and side dish.

Jarnac - $10 gets you unlimited mimosas or bloody mary’s from noon-3pm on Sundays.

BarBaresco: Unlimited Champagne, Mimosas, Screwdrivers or Bloody Mary’s. All you can drink. Add $8.

La Carbonara: Add $12 to any brunch item for Unlimited Cocktails (Bloody’s, Bellini, Mimosa, Screwdrivers or Sangria).

Braii: Unlimited passion fruit Mimosas. Exotic brunch menu feat. ostrich Benedict, Rooibos French toast, boereworse & more. Buy a Peri Peri Mary and get one on the house.

Regional: Feat. an unlimited refill Mimosas brunch (buy one, the rest is free). Also available on Saturday.

Patois: Brunch: 11am-4pm, $12.95, get a menu item with unlimited coffee, mimosas, virgin bloody marys & assorted breads.

Village Pourhouse (both locations): Village Pourhouse Downtown: $25 for an entree and all you can drink special. Village Pourhouse Uptown: $20 for an entree and all you can drink special. Click here for more deets.



Friday
BREAKFAST: gluten free muffin
DINNER: Crab dip and Chicken Pot Pie at Ditch Plains (which was so heavy I came home and got sick).



Saturday
BREAKFAST: Fresh fruit and yogurt.
LUNCH: Brown rice and left-over kimchee pajun
DINNER: ChopTank with Hollywood, GDubbs, Coco and HC and DK. I had the Oyster Po Boy.. YUMMERS.



Sunday
BRUNCH: Diablo Royale with GDubbs....Breakfast quesadilla
DINNER: I tre merli penne a la vodka
DESSERT: A little bit of Magnolia's banana pudding

The gorgeous ladies of VALENTINE'S DAY...


Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel all looked GORGEOUS at the LA premiere of VALENTINE'S DAY. Look at how tiny Jessica Biel's waist is. I die.

Posh shops Antonia boutique in Milan..


Heart that Victoria Beckham is NEVER without her Blackberry.

Hot at the VALENTINE'S DAY premiere..


Taylor Lautner looked hot as ever at the LA premiere of VALENTINE'S DAY. Yes, I'm totes going to see it this weekend.

Anna Wintour comes out to help Haiti...


Anna Wintour was svelte as ever at last night's Hope, Help & Relief Haiti: A Night of Humanity, event.

Jennifer Garner busts out a 90's outfit...


Jennifer Garner's denim shirt and little black skirt number totally reminds me of something I'd wear in the 90's.

Drew Brees hits Disney World...


Drew Brees was in Orlando, FL to celebrate his team, The Saints, Super Bowl Victory. Loves.

Daniel Craig films DREAM HOUSE in Toronto..


Daniel Craig is filming the new thriller, DREAM HOUSE, about a family who moves into their "dream home" only to find out there was a brutal crime committed against the family who lived their previously. Rachel Weisz and Naomi Watts are also in this movie. Should be dead good.

The boys are in Milan...


Beckham was seen with his mini-me sons walking around Milan. I think Romeo (the middle one) is too adorable for his own good. J'adore.

SONG OF THE DAY: Spoon - Got Nuffin'

Monday, February 8, 2010

Snickers Commercial - Betty White - Super Bowl 44 Spot

I mean, I die for this commerical.

George and Elisabetta hit St. Moritz..


George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis landed in uber-chic, St. Moritz, Switzerland. Obvi, they flew private.

Running errands, Robert Pattinson style...


Robert Pattinson and best mate, Tom Sturridge, were spotted running errands around London. Men should not wear jean jackets.

Tan and dreamy, Bana hits LAX.


Today, Eric Bana's THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE comes out on DVD.. I might need to buy it as a treat. I haven't seen it yet and the book made me bawl. I'm sure the movie will have the same affect.

At the VIP screening of FOOD INC in Mayfair...


...Stella McCartney and Thandie Newton (who I have a girl crush on) took a moment to smile for the 'razzi. GORGE!

Hollywood's power lesbian couple...


Worship Ellen Degeneres and Porti de Rossi. They are such a power couple. I wonder if they get their hair colored by the same person.

Ed Westwick goes with the denim on denim look...


...and I have to give him a fashion FAIL for it. Also, why is Jessica Szohr posing like that?

Klum in the City...


Heidi Klum donned some leather and fur for her trip to NYC. I wonder if she's here for fashion week.

From NYC to Paris...


Amanda Seyfried is now in Paris promoting CHLOE with co-star Julianne Moore. Amanda's star is on the rise and I like it.

Suri is back and her hair is tamed...


Suri joined her parents, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, in Miami for the Super Bowl. For once she's dressed weather appropriate.

Is this PDA for fake or for real?


I want to believe they are still together so I'm going to go with, FOR REAL. Brad and Angie are both very good actors though.

I mean, do they really look like they are having troubles?


Cause Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt look pretty psyched in this candid picture of them at the Super Bowl. Where is little Maddox?

Emily Blunt sparkles in Santa Barbara...


Emily Blunt took a moment to sign some autographs for her YOUNG VICTORIA fans at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.

Andy Roddick's wife in South Beach...


Brooklyn Decker strolled South Beach in monster wedges. Love that this tall girl isn't afraid to add more height.

What's the big deal with Olivia Munn?


Apparently she is dating Chris Pine. I don't think she's that great and am embarassed that she rocked a camel-toe for the Direct TV celebrity beach football game.

Sharon Stone at Madeo...


ALP, this picture could totes be you exiting Madeo's restaurant in LA with a bearded guy in a hipster trucker hat.. I DIE!

DEAR JOHN, number one movie in the box office...


So, maybe the movie got bad reviews.. doesn't mean that it wasn't a box office hit. It beat AVATAR for the number one position.. This ensures a pay raise for stars, Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum.

Jennifer Aniston works hard for that body...

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...and it totally shows. I heart that Gerard Butler is back in 300 fighting form and celebrating Jennifer Aniston's birthday with her (and her crew).

What happened to Kristen Dunst?


I mean, she used to be so cute and hip. Now she looks like a bloated version of herself. Sad. At least she hasn't gone as far down the tubes as Mischa.

SHUTTER ISLAND in Rome...


Martin Scorses and Leonardo DiCaprio were all smiles when promoting their new flick, SHUTTER ISLAND in Rome. Not gonna lie to you, those commercials FREAK ME OUT.

Sandra takes home another award..


Sandra Bullock took home an award at the 25th Annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival. I heart her but I'm not into her hair in this picture. I am totes into Forest Whitaker's svelte-ness.

Also on that hotel balcony with Blake Lively...


A shirtless Chace Crawford.. Enough said.

Keanu Reeves needs a better winter coat...


...if he's going to be in NYC. Beast looks good slash freezing cold.

Celebrating the Saints...


Hillary Swank and Harry Connick Jr showed some Saints pride after their Super Bowl win. I wonder how hungover the cities of New Orleans and Miami are right now.

Sarah Jessica Parker does the smokey-eye like no other...


I have to say, I might not find Sarah Jessica Parker to be the "prettiest" celeb out there but her makeup is ALWAYS spot on. Love the smokey eye slash nude lip combo she rocked for the 9th Annual Greater new York Human Rights Campaign dinner.

Blake Lively flaunts her bikini bod...


Blake Lively was down in Miami with fellow GOSSIP GIRL cast-mates, Ed Westwick, Chace Crawford and her beau, Penn Badgley for the Super Bowl. Blake obvi took advantage of the warm weather and showed off her svelte figure. BEAST!

The most attractive celeb at the Super Bowl...


Rob Lowe brought his sons along to the Super Bowl. I mean, how hot is Rob?

The Who rocked the Super Bowl halftime show...


All LaLa could think of during The Who halftime show was, "CSI"... All I could think of was, "The Who are effing old slash amazing". Their lightshow stage was phenom.

From SNL to the Super Bowl...


Ashton Kutcher was in NYC to host SNL on Saturday night and then flew down to Miami for the Super Bowl. Neither he nor Demi Moore have been in any big movies lately (okay, so he's in VALENTINE'S DAY but so is everyone and their brother). How do they afford this galavanting lifestyle? Does Hollywood money ever run out?

Kate Hudson gets ready for Mardi Gras...


Kate Hudson, who is down in New Orleans filming EARTHBOUND, brought Ryder along for some Mardi Gras shopping. Honestly, this year is probably going to be crazy with the Saints win.

NIF, don't you have a house down there? You need to go down and throw a fete.

Brad and Angie, spotted together, AGAIN....


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took little Maddox to the Super Bowl to watch the Saints kick some Colts arse. Now, are the other kids jealous that they didn't get to go to the Super Bowl?

Hugh is back in LA...


Sad, I'm now living in the West Village and Hugh Jackman has jetted off to LA. Hopefully he'll be back soon.

Oksana spends some of Mel's money...


Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson's crooning paramour, was seen shopping pricey children's store, Tartine et Chocolat in Paris. Must be nice to have Mel's credit card.

Touring Pompei...


Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli took in a tour of Pompei. The previous day, Bar was spotted shopping at Jimmy Choo in Paris.

Carrie Underwood belts out the National Anthem...


Carrie Underwood belted out the National Anthem last night for the Super Bowl. I'm beyond sad that I missed it.

Bitter Betty in Tribeca...


James Gandolfini looks like a bitter betty as he cruises around Tribeca. He is a large man.

Before the Super Bowl....


Chace Crawford and Brit, Ed Westwick, played a little celebrity football on the beach. Ed Westwick looks weird dressed like this.

SJP has a benchside chat...


...with a postman. If this were any other actress, I'd find this odd.. but for some reason it seems normal that Sarah Jessica Parker would sit down for a chat with the postman.

From South Beach to the Super Bowl...


Jessica Alba and her hot baby-daddy, Cash Warren, were spotted exiting their South Beach hotel for the Super Bowl. These two are too good looking for their own good.

Now that Reggie Bush has his Super Bowl ring....



Will Kim Kardashian get her engagement ring?

A-Rod is telling secrets...


A-Rod was seen in Miami, lounging by the pool telling secrets to a mystery brunette. I wonder who the lady he's sharing secrets with is?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Renee Zellweger in the city...


It's colder here than LA. Hopefully she'll dress better here than she does in LA.

Ugly People need not apply...


So Church sent Dumb B*tch and myself the link to BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, a dating website which doesn't boast about their success rate but rather the looks of their members. UGLY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY. Are you dying?

Katie Price, married again....


Katie Price arrived in Heathrow with her new hubby, Alex Reid. How long do you think this marriage will last?

A little Hasty Pudding for Justin Timberlake..


Justin Timberlake totes hammed it up when he received Harvard's Hasty Pudding Award. Love his choice of kitten heels.

Taylor Lautner got game..


Taylor Lautner took some time for a celebrity beach football tourney in Miami. I'm loving the little werewolf these days.

Hanging at the Creative Artist Agency party in Miami...


...Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, A-Rod and Cameron Diaz were all spotted hanging at the CAA Superbowl party in Miami. I wonder if A-Rod hit on Diaz...

Jude and Sienna... really together, again.


Jude Law and Sienna Miller were seen walking quite close after a private dinner at the Tate. Let's home Jude doesn't cheat with the nanny again. Btw: on any other man, I'd call the sweater Jude is wearing "TRAGIC" but, Jude can totes pull it off.

Glee-ing it up in Vegas...


The cast of GLEE hit up Vegas to celebrate Naya Rivera (one of the Cheerios) 23rd birthday. Love how wheelchair boy is not so geeky in true life.

How JenAn does Cabo....


Jennifer Aniston shows off her physique whilst down in Cabo with her girl friends, Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow.. All of these women have grown old quite well. I wonder if they see the same doc.

Friday, February 5, 2010

GFJ (63-66) To be Swine Flu or Not to be, that is the question....

I was on my death bed the entire week...The good thing was that I couldn't eat that much, the bad thing was that I couldn't do much else.



Monday:
BREAKFAST: Fage yogurt with honey
LUNCH: Tomato Cheddar
DINNER: Do Hwa Mandoo Guk without the mandoo.

Tuesday:
BREAKFAST: Nothing
LUNCH: Ginger Ale and three Ritz crackers.
SNACK: Fage yogurt with honey
DINNER: Tempura Udon.

Wednesday:
BREAKFAST: Some Ritz Crackers
LUNCH: Nothing
DINNER: Do Hwa Mandoo Guk and one piece of Kimchee pajun.

Thursday:
BREAKFAST: Nothing
LUNCH: Nothing
DINNER: Spaghetti a la vodka from I Tre Merli

GFJ(60-62) Metts in the city = AMAZEBALLS...

A little piece of me DIED last weekend... Died like no other. You see, Metts came into town and as a result, I ended the weekend with a viral respiratory infection. Clearly I'm too old to play with the boys any more.

Last Friday was my dream day. I landed in NYC and checked into the W hotel (birthday present from Metts and Beej)

FRIDAY:

I sorted myself out in my lovely room on the 19th floor and had Metts come meet me. Unfortunately I gave him the wrong room number and he was banging on someone's door with a "do not disturb" sign on the outside. Those poor guests.

From there we took the subway (Metts was too hungover to argue with me) up to Barney's. Now this would have been my dream day if we were going there to shop for moi but we went to shop for Metts. We went straight to the 5th floor, mens, and I began picking clothes and shoving them at Metts, harassing the salesmen for sizes and sneaking peaks at Michael J. Fox (who was in the dressing room getting a suit altered)


After I made Metts try on EVERYTHING (and buy a whole new wardrobe of "skinny clothes), his gas tank was half full so we hit Fred's in Barneys... We saw Ramona from the Real Housewives of NY there. I got excited and was dead impressed that Metts even knew who she was.

From there we walked all up Madison so I could find a FAUXYARDO (Fake Goyard) for Kelly. It was so cold that even the street vendors stayed home.

Then we climbed into a cab to meet Libs and TMac at PJ Clarkes.. More martini's and then champagne (who drinks champagne at PJ Clarkes?).. all in all it was TROUBLE...After PJ Clarkes we went back to the W for a quick change and then dinner at 'inoteca in the LES.

I am a fan of 'inoteca. I am not a fan of their prix fixe menu. Yes, it is only $34/pp but they serve you NO FOOD. We all left the table STARVING. Not cool. I fully blame 'inoteca for the fact that I got so bombed at Spitzers Corner that I couldn't stand up and was yelling at my nephew, A, to go home (he had an interview the next day and I didn't want him to see me blackhawkdown.)

By 1am, the lights were fading fast and I jetted home.. By 3.45am, I was up with the spins. Not so funny, honey.

This first martini at Fred's, was the start to my debaucherous weekend.


How does one who had a rough Thursday night order their second Mimosa? They just lift their empty glass and point to it as they make eye-contact with our waitress. DUH.


Before we even put our food order in, we ordered the pomme frites... They weren't as good as they usually are.


The Lobster Salad at Fred's used to be my favorite. On Friday, it was sub-par. I had major sandwich face. I suppose it's my bad for ordering it off-season.


Metts had the sausage mushroom risotto special. I obvi had a bite. It was good but sausage and risotto aren't my fave combination.


Who orders Veuve at PJ Clarkes? T-Mac, that's who.


My Friday night downfall was the patron shots at Spitzer's Corner.

SATURDAY:
Saturday started off with a bang, not a whimper. Everywhere we went, people wanted to glom on to our group. Our waiter at The Standard Grill, where we hazd brunch, was obsessed with us and admitted we were his all-time favorite table.

The security guy on the Highline (who yelled at Bullsh*t when she strayed off the path)loved chatting us up and telling us about the sexploits he's witnessed in the windows of the Standard Hotel.

The two Charleston d-bags at Park Bar who bought us drinks and wanted to have dinner with us would have been on us like white on rice for the entire afternoon slash night, if it weren't for the fact that thtey were overserved by 5pm and kicked out of the bar.

The annoying girl at The Rusty Knot who dressed like she was from Hoboken but had a faux lock-jaw accent and said things like, "Oh, Thomas, we should go with them. It will be a ball." and then actually showed up at 675 Bar while we were waiting in line to get in (and then eventually came to Hogs&Heifers where I wanted to shank her and "Thomas" for their TRAGIC dancing.)

EVERYONE WAS OBSESSED WITH OUR GROUP... I suppose that's because we were the drunk fun crew who were friendly to all (except annoying girl).

Nothing cures a hangover like some amazing oysters at The Standard Grill.


I heart that The Standard Grill offers "gruyere" as a fromage option for your burger.



We kicked off our Rusty Knot time by throwing back this Zombie Bowl. That's when things went downhill.


Metts ordered everything off the menu at The Rusty Knot (Even the lame-o iceberg wedge). I have so say, my favorite thing there are the pretzel dogs.


Spiced Margarita at The Rusty Knot. Hands down my favorite drink of ALL TIME!


SUNDAY..
Sunday was not a funday. I was sad that Metts was leaving slash so hungover and full from the entire weekend. Plus, I had to move and unpack. TRAGIC slash major FAIL!

Belgian Waffles at Petite Abeille that I made GDubbs order cause I wanted a bite (or three).. Mind you I had just finished brunch with Metts at the Coffee Shop.

Am I high or are their Storm Troopers following our Snoop Dog?


Snoop Dog and a pleuthera of Storm Troopers invaded Times Square for the launch of Adidas Originals X Star Wars Collection.

Michelle Rodriguez and her fancy mullet...


Michelle Rodriguez should use some of her AVATAR money and get a haircut.

Cynthia Nixon, no so sexy in the city...


If Cynthia Nixon weren't already out as a lesbian, I'd question her sexuality.. I take that back. I'm still sick and had to pop in the office today. If someone were to judge me based on my outfit they'd think I hang on the Isle of Lesbos too.

Pretty in Pink...


Pink went the lady like route in a demure outfit for a lunch meeting. Loving this look on her.

Seen at the Eden Rock Hotel Miami...


Let the fromage factor of the Superbowl being.. Vanessa Minillo and Nicky Lachey are in town...

Not So Classy Spice..


Geri Halliwell was "Not So Classy Spice" in the sheer top she wore to Scott's in Mayfair. She's a mother now. She should think about dressing like one.

Roxy Olin is looking super svelte...


Roxy Olin, who sometimes moonlights on Brother & Sisters with her parents (Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig), looks super-svelte avec THE CITY co-star, Whitney Port.

Dakota Fanning in Santa Monica...


I cannot wait for Dakota Fanning to turn 18.. I wonder is she'll be a Mary-Kate or an Ashley.

Patrick Dempsey heads to a meeting..


...I mean, if I had a meeting with Patrick Dempsey I'd be drooling all over the place.. Much like I was drooling with the fever I had all week. NOT HOT!

With all the illegal aliens in LA...


...Why is Nick Jonas pumping his own gas?

Is it cold enough in LA for mink?


I guess if you are Linsday Lohan, it is.. She was seen exiting Madeo with a mink and her lighter. All the things a girl needs for a proper night out.

Last night at Bobo...


...Leighton Meester and Kelly Rutherford were at Bobo last night for the preview of Sonia Rykiel's new knitwear line for H&M. Loves!

Kellan Lutz really needs to ditch the blonde locks...


They look tragic on him. Unfortunately the blond is only going to get worse as he'll be down in Miami hosting a pre-Super Bowl party with Kendra Wilkenson.

Last night at the Waverly Inn...


Channing Tatum was seen having dinner with his DEAR JOHN co-star, Amanda Seyfried. I wonder if they ordered the braised short ribs.

Who is channeling Kate Moss?


..Why Ellen Pompeo, of course.

So that's what that machete thing is..


Rihanna performed last night at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam with that machete-esque thingy... I guess it's for her microphone.

Tools who date tools...


Audrina Partridge (tool) was seen vacationing with Ryan Cabrera (also a tool). I mean, how is Ryan Cabrera even around still? I remember him being a one-hit-wonder back in the days of THE NEWLYWEDS.

Penn Badgley in WONDERLAND...


Um, Penn is hot. I cannot get over it. Kudos, Blake for noticing his potential before any of us ever did.

What is Lindsay wearing?


For a hoarder she certainly wears some weird stuff. She was spotted out at Teddy's with her former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Maybe they are back together?

Tiger Woods out of sex rehab?


Per RADARONLINE, Tiger Woods checked out of the Mississippi sex-rehab with Elin at his side. He needs to do a mea culpa interview with Oprah or Barbara Walters.

BIG SALE at Henrietta Pertuz...


Kelly, you need this dress in hot pink. IT IS SO YOU.. (she also has it in baby pink)

Has Lady Gaga forced everyone to step it up a notch?


This outfit, that Fergie wore to perform with the Black Eyed Peas in Atlanta, totes looks Lady Gaga inspired, no?

Uma Thurman doesn't always look so beautiful...


She can look normal like the hoi polloi as well. Dying that she walks around with a mobile phone ear piece.

Pierce and Percy..


Pierce Brosnan looked dashing, per usual, at the premiere of PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF. I have no idea what this series of movies is about but my guess is that it's a the American version of Harry Potter.

I don't find men with little dogs to be sexy..


....however I adore that Orlando Bloom is taking care of his girlfriend, Miranda Kerr's yorkie while she's out of town.

Who is this lady?


I had to do a double-take when I read that this was Sandra Bullock. She is looking dead good.

Taylor Swift is DownUnder...


Fresh off of her Grammy wins, Taylor Swift touched down in Australia for the Aussie leg of her tour.

Usually I think Amanda Seyfried can do no fashion wrong...


But last night, when she went on the Late Show with David Letterman, I have to say that she had a major fashion FAIL... Love the little jumper but am HATING the shoes with it.

Hot pants ARE NOT for everyone....


I cannot wear them and neither can Mischa Barton... She's back in LA and went out shopping in this floral hotpants jumpsuit.. NOT SO MUCH.

Lindsay Lohan is a hoarder....


And these are just the shoes she hoards... Lindsay is doing a segment of CLEAN HOUSE for the Style Network and trying to get help with her hoarding ways... How many more issues can this poor girl have?

Everything in this picture is OVERSIZED minus..


..Mary-Kate Olsen. Does she wear oversized coats and Balenciaga bags and carry extra-large coffee cups to make herself look even more miniature than she already is?

SONG OF THE DAY: Beirut - My Night With A Prostitute From Marseille (NEW)